You sir 

Two words placed before a gross insult. Implies politeness but then delivers a brutal slam dunk to the recipient. Very British.

Dude 1: "You worthless motherfuckin' dawg!"
Dude 2: "You sir, are a cunt."

Liverpool Fan: "Eh, eh! Stuffed yer arse in the Cup Final!!"
West Ham Fan: "You sir, are a Scouse Wanker."

You sir by Wizards Sleeve July 30, 2006

You sir, are a FUCK 

A phrase used in retort towards an individual (typically male), who is behaving or acting in an undesirable or unsavory manner towards or around user (1).

Can also in certain instances be used to point out certain individual's clumsiness (2).

(1)
Bartender: "Tony, your drunk, I'm gonna have to cut you off..."

Tony: "Well... You sir, are a FUCK"

(2)
Bobby, stumbling around unaware of his surroundings, accidentally knocks over and spills Tony's beer.

Tony angrily proclaims, pointing his finger in Bobby's face; "You sir, are a FUCK!"

You sir, are a FUCK by A Big Dumb Animal March 24, 2011

“You sir, are a fish” 

-Arthur Morgan

“You sir, are a fish”-Arthur Morgan

“You sir, are a fish” by Gabr Willums July 13, 2022

you sir, are an ass 

the last thing that pre civil war man heard from a colnel with a large grey moustache before he was slapped in the face with a glove. this led to a duel between two people and the person who won got free cornbread!

im a gentleman! so im gonna hit you with this glove and later blow your chest apart! gentlemens game!

you sir, are an ass by colnel May 23, 2004

You sir name 

A you sir name is a nickname you use in a game

My you sir name is MamaFat

You sir name by YoMamapapafat May 20, 2019

puck you sir 

A less vulgar but extremely more insulting expletive than the traditional "F" bomb.

"Jake! Get your drunk lard ass out of bed!"

"Rebecca, Puck you sir"

puck you sir by R. Master Flex April 15, 2009

good day to you sir 

Up yours.

By golly, good day to you sir!

good day to you sir by Di November 11, 2003