you-log

These days more and more people are using their mobile devices to log a wide variety of personal data. There are apps for logging one's daily food intake, apps for logging gym work-outs, apps for logging a baby's development, etc. All these personal logging apps need a name. I propose the word, 'you-log', because you log your own data.

Fabian: I have a bunch of cool apps that help me log everything from my diet, exercise, to how much gas I put in my car.

Beatrice: Fabian, you are a you-loggin' fool!

you-log by Macabut September 7, 2013

you’re a log 

A bad word for retired people with no smarts and they have a iq of 1

You: you’re a log mate

Other person: what does that even mean brother

you’re a log by Video ezy May 12, 2019

I double dog triple frog quadruple hog quintuple log sextuple blog septuple clog octuple old grog nonuple cog decaple flog duodecaple fast jog tredecaple prologue dare you 

the most intense dare ever to be wielded by anyone. cannot back out of it no matter what or chaotic things will happen.

DUDE! I double dog triple frog quadruple hog quintuple log sextuple blog septuple clog octuple old grog nonuple cog decaple flog duodecaple fast jog tredecaple prologue dare you to stick your dick in the blender.

I double dog triple frog quadruple hog quintuple log sextuple blog septuple clog octuple old grog nonuple cog decaple flog duodecaple fast jog tredecaple prologue dare you by Keepo123 October 25, 2015

You can lead a fuckwit to logic but you can't make them think 

Trying to explain something to someone and no matter how well or how much you explain they just don't get it or refuse to get it.

"All the evidence shows there was no election fraud but trump supporters still won't believe, you can lead a fuckwit to logic but you can't make them think"

You can lead a fuckwit to logic but you can't make them think by Anton bevermarsh January 9, 2021

You Know Who Else Logs? 

A common phrase gay people use to find other surrounding gays, or mentally ill people (GPO players)

Your Parents: "Cosmic, honey, its been 2 weeks since you've left your room! are you sure you don't want to log in a bite of dinner?

You: ".....You..... You Know Who Else Logs?..... Mother?"

You Know Who Else Logs? by dxpe? December 15, 2023

fuck-youlogy 

A tribute segment for someone recently deceased who was utterly without merit and a truly horrible person. A satirical retrospective on the life and work of a massive arsehole.

Coined by John Oliver, 'Daily Show' correspondant, on his podcast 'The Bugle', in reference to the recent death of Osama bin Laden.

"This isn't so much a tribute to Bin Laden, more of a fuck-youlogy"
~John Oliver, 'The Bugle' podcast episode 152

fuck-youlogy by GertrudePerkins June 11, 2011

youlogo 

A logo with a man

"Its a youlogo!"

youlogo by Tha GOGO Mah March 26, 2003