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when one has severe senior-itis and has been sleep deprived for studying for an economics test their brain has rotted so much to the point where it is almost a yetty brain that it becomes yotted. symptoms include (but not limited to): slurring words, making up family histories of imaginary people, falling asleep standing up, and crying in the fetal position.
Destiny: What's wrong with Jordan and Amber??
Riley: They were up all last night to pass their class that their brains must have yotted.
Destiny: Oh.. Is that why they are both writhing on the floor talking about asian people with afros??
Riley: Yes. Yes it is.
yotted by Percilla Coco Nut February 8, 2012
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Yeet-Yotted 

This is an evolved version of the very popular term Yeet. However, the addition of "Yotted" adds emphasis on the power it holds. It is used to describe a very powerful shot or throw.
Mike: You won't get this ball in to win the game, you will lose.
Bob: Just watch me.
*Bob hits a 3 pointer*
Mike: Wow! You just Yeet-Yotted the ball into the hoop!
Yeet-Yotted by M123T January 16, 2019
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yotted Yeet-Yotted YOTED Yosted Yooted Yatted Yoated Yoited Yolted Yorted
Ok ok hear me out: there's "yeet," and then "yote" is the past tense of "yeet" (to have yeeted)-- so what does that make "Yoted"??? "Yeet-eeted"?!?!?
Person 1: Ahhh shit man, that dude livin down the street yoted me the other day!
Person 2: tf??? what the hell does that mean?
Person 1: the man YEETEETED me.
Person 2: ???
Yoted by Yodel-Ay-Yodel-Ay-YEET-YOTE November 21, 2017
There is the past tense of yeet, yote. Past tense is all good and shit but if you’re going to go all out; the past past tense is for you. Yoted would be the past tense of yote and is commonly used by extreme intellects and the like. It can even be used by dinosaurs.
Albert Einstein: “I just yoted”.
Neil DeGrasse Tyson: “same man”.
yoted by bimbob May 7, 2018

If you yeet something that has been yoted the yeet god's will help you 

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"if you yeet something that has been yoted the yeet god's will help you" Chris
Another word used when getting "tatted up." Usually used Down South, Florida to be exact.
"Man I'm bout to go get yatted at 183rd."
Yatted by Miss_Goody June 4, 2009
A well-intentioned fuck-up due to stubborn reliance on truthiness.
Harvey yosted his chance at...
Yosted by the_bones October 2, 2014