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A tall, kind spirited young man ready to receive backshots from any guy. He loves music except old stuff. Yoshef is the type of guy you want in your life. Yoshef is always funny. He is rizzy but only when he doesn’t need to.
Oh me!! That’s Yoshef! Give him backshots asap!!! Hand over the knuckle nuts chodey boy!!!
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Yoshertdoo 

A famous YouTuber who works at Walgreen's and loves black Yoshi. His famous catchphrase is "what it be what it do, it's your boy, Yoshertdoo."
NumbNuts:"Have you seen Yoshertdoo's recent post yet?"
You:"Nah, I'm playing Zhu-Zhu Pets for my Nintendo DS."
Yoshertdoo by Sir Nuts February 9, 2019
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A kindhearted boy who is nice but can v
Be annoying but he always makes you laugh and puts a smile on your face and make your day. He is sometimes very cute.
Yosef:Hi everyone
Ciara:Hello
Yosef:You look cute today
Ciara:Thank you
Ciara-thinks:He is cute and so nice
A Yosef is a tall yet funny guy. At first glance, he may seem shy, but once you get to know him, he will be the guy you always want to be with. Is he handsome? maybe haha it's up to you. He may not always tell you how he feels, but he always makes sure he will make you happy, or he will always try to make it up to you. Talking with Yosef will always be fun as he makes sure he will make you happy in any way he can. Hurting a Yosef will be a huge mistake. He will not tell anyone his problems unless he is close to you. Having a Yosef in your life is a great blessing. Don't ever try to hurt him or I will be the one that will hurt you back.

Most commonly their zodiac sign is a Taurus.
A Yosef will always be the guy that will always try to make you happy.
If you have a guy like Yosef, you're lucky!
Yosef by acy05 July 9, 2021
Absolute sex god. Man with many wives. All the ladies flock to him but he stays cool, calm, and collected.
“Damn Yosef, you got all the hoes
“Chill, vibe
Yosef by Skelot JR. February 1, 2019
The king of all kingdoms, loved by the lord Jesus Christ and was chosen by God to be the angel and protector of Eritrea.
And that's the reason why everyone wants to be named Yosief, the protector.
yosief by Leonardo Da Vinci 200 AD January 7, 2017
A super nice Kid that's insanely good at every video game. Drinks a lot of coffee and has the most mind boggling luck. Plays a lot of League of Legends and Super Smash Bros. Also gives really good relationship advice, and most of his friends are female. Probably would be your best friend if you've known him since Kindergarten. Also likes to only go Ocean and Mage in TFT. If you are best friends, you will outmatch each other in almost every game, like Naruto and Sasuke
Example 1: "Man, are you a Yossef or something? Because that RNG is insane!"
Example 2: "I'm having trouble with my crush again, I really wish I had a Yossef to talk to."
Example 3: "My best friend is a Yossef, I've known him since I was 5!"
Example 4: <3-Ken
Yossef by KenKenAgain25 January 15, 2020
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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