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The king of all kingdoms, loved by the lord Jesus Christ and was chosen by God to be the angel and protector of Eritrea.
And that's the reason why everyone wants to be named Yosief, the protector.
yosief by Leonardo Da Vinci 200 AD January 7, 2017
Words you can keep
Person 1: do you smell that?
Person 2: yeah that’s Yosief
Yosief by Rikogordsberry February 7, 2019
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A kindhearted boy who is nice but can v
Be annoying but he always makes you laugh and puts a smile on your face and make your day. He is sometimes very cute.
Yosef:Hi everyone
Ciara:Hello
Yosef:You look cute today
Ciara:Thank you
Ciara-thinks:He is cute and so nice
A Yosef is a tall yet funny guy. At first glance, he may seem shy, but once you get to know him, he will be the guy you always want to be with. Is he handsome? maybe haha it's up to you. He may not always tell you how he feels, but he always makes sure he will make you happy, or he will always try to make it up to you. Talking with Yosef will always be fun as he makes sure he will make you happy in any way he can. Hurting a Yosef will be a huge mistake. He will not tell anyone his problems unless he is close to you. Having a Yosef in your life is a great blessing. Don't ever try to hurt him or I will be the one that will hurt you back.

Most commonly their zodiac sign is a Taurus.
A Yosef will always be the guy that will always try to make you happy.
If you have a guy like Yosef, you're lucky!
Yosef by acy05 July 9, 2021
Absolute sex god. Man with many wives. All the ladies flock to him but he stays cool, calm, and collected.
“Damn Yosef, you got all the hoes
Chill, vibe
Yosef by Skelot JR. February 1, 2019
A super nice Kid that's insanely good at every video game. Drinks a lot of coffee and has the most mind boggling luck. Plays a lot of League of Legends and Super Smash Bros. Also gives really good relationship advice, and most of his friends are female. Probably would be your best friend if you've known him since Kindergarten. Also likes to only go Ocean and Mage in TFT. If you are best friends, you will outmatch each other in almost every game, like Naruto and Sasuke
Example 1: "Man, are you a Yossef or something? Because that RNG is insane!"
Example 2: "I'm having trouble with my crush again, I really wish I had a Yossef to talk to."
Example 3: "My best friend is a Yossef, I've known him since I was 5!"
Example 4: <3-Ken
Yossef by KenKenAgain25 January 15, 2020
A more extreme definition of the word "yo".
That s*** was incredidank yosies!
Yosies by MagicSuit August 31, 2010
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