Yoked

Originally referring to a strong or large trap muscle between the shoulder and neck. Word originates from the "yoke" that is placed around the neck of oxen. Has now developed into a broad term for hugeness and strength.

"Fuck that guys huge, he has no neck!"
"The guys fucking yoked!"

by ebasshole August 20, 2011

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Very strong, well built, muscular body

A body builder.
Wow, that guy is fucking yoked!

by Matty Georgeous August 27, 2008

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Usually post work out, meaning to be ripped up like Rambo. If you don't have veins trying to come out of your skin, your not yoked.

1. you spent all your rent money on protein? WTF dude?

Yeah, but i'm friggin yoked bro.

2. daily schedule. eat, yoke, protein, eat, maybe second helping of getting yoked.

3. Extreme Beach Body- arms too big for your body = YOKED

by morgizz October 11, 2010

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Tired

Drunk
Happy

Bro, I got home at midnight last night, I'm yoked.

I've had like 15 shots: I'm yoked.
I was so yoked to see her!

by ryryrocks November 26, 2019

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Figuratively: The act of being fucked over, owned or turned down. Used in place of screwed.

Literally: Restrained, as in an ox.

A: "Man, did you see Matt at the show last night? He didn't get his tickets online and they were sold out at the door. "

"Yeah I saw him get out of line and call his mom to pick him up."

"That sucks dude, he got totally Yoked."

B: "Man that ox is so Yoked"

by Bluntman Chronchitis November 16, 2010

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