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yogurt weaver 

One who performs a fruitless task - you can weave yoghurt all day long and will be left with the same yoghurt you started with.
Council staff such as Community Relations Officers, Best Value Officers and Smoking Cessation Officers.
yogurt weaver by Richard Hooper November 17, 2003

Yoghurt Weaver 

A Granola type who bakes cakes for the moon as 'offerings', thinks tofu and tahini are great breakfast choices, and who's idea of style is to wear multiple layers of cheap market clothes made in Cambodia from dried grass and colored using low impact dyes such as menstrual blood and compost bin'discharge'.

Luggage of choice; cane basket
Favourite Artist; Enya
Instrument of choice; Harp
Hobbies; mosaics, macrame, meditation, mime, moon dancing, muesli making and any other earthy pursuit starting with M.
The 'yoghurt weavers' formed a circle of light at the 'Breathe your way to Wholeness and Bliss' festival in honour of the Playtypus that had been found floating belly up in the nearby creek.
Yoghurt Weaver by Lollib August 15, 2006

yoghurt weaver 

"Yoghurt weaving" was a term coined by Alexei Sayle in his late 70's stand up routine, and subsequently immortalised on his live 1982 album "Cak!"
Alexei Sayle spotted the "yuppie" trend way before the term "yuppie" was ever coined, and in his routines he referred to them as "the middle classes in Stoke Newington..."

One such routine described them "...all sitting around on the windswept concrete piazza, discussing Chekhov and weaving their own fucking yoghurt..." - the last part delivered with a palpable Scouse sneer.

On occasion he would substitute "... growing their own fucking denim." but this expression didn't seem to catch on quite as well.

In this instance, "yoghurt weaver" and "denim grower" are interchangeable.
yoghurt weaver by Ott^ September 25, 2005

yoghurt weaver 

Self-righteous, middle class, pseudo hippy herbal tea drinker. Known to remove the shoes of ordinary folk and trap them in their homes feeding them organic vegan food (usually lentil or chick pea based products) and giving them slathering hugs. Ecover and mooncups are a must.
yoghurt weaver by rabid leek May 10, 2004

yoghurt weaver 

Pseudo middle class hippies who buy into aromatherapy etc yet drive BMWs.
Have no thought through politics. Buy ecover, but have dish washers. Pretend
to be hippies but aren't. Drinks organic cider. Wears tie dye at weekends. (see also yogurt weaver)
Love reggae and world music etc
a: The Beamer is running so much better now that I've had it's Chakra's cleansed.
b: Don't you think you're turning into a frightful yoghurt weaver darling?
yoghurt weaver by Blod October 7, 2003

yoghurt weaver 

basically a hippie liberal douche.
Yeah, He's a proper Yoghurt Weaver
yoghurt weaver by Pey Bong September 29, 2010
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