A term invented and popularized by the professor of Comedy Central at YoFace University, Mr. Calculations, or otherwise known as taybo11. taybo11 is widely known as a pioneer of comedy and inventing laughter, many scholars have regarded him as the most important man in humanhistory. Once he invents or popularizes something, it will soon become widely excepted to use these terms, therefore transforming how humans communicate and languages around the world.
Person 1: "I wish I could meet Mr. Calculations."
Person 2: "I wish I could meet YöFáce!"
Audience: *laughter*
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.