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John: yooooo that guy is insane at every aspect of minecraft combat
Me : Must be yoaster then
yoaster by 727wysi July 8, 2020
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The act of smoking marijuana with close friends. Most preferably out of a Blunt.
Homie 1: What's up fool?
Homie 2: Not much, you fin' to yoast right now?
Homie 1: Nigga I'm always down to yoast a blunt
Yoast by hoodratpoison March 31, 2009
Falling asleep in the middle of work or anything you might be expected to be doing.
"I was on the bus on my way to work and I was yoastin the whole time" or "While the professor was giving his lectured I yoasted for a quick minute"
Yoastin by Baker27 September 22, 2011
A term of endearment towards friends that you would gladly share a blunt with.
What up yoast!?

Not much bro, you got a blunt?
For you, I always got a blunt
Yoast by Tony56 January 5, 2014
a slang word for drunk, or wasted
"that new years party was insaneee"
"oh man, i was so yoasted"
yoasted by Diana Lynn January 11, 2008
Noun; A pistol that is hidden in the leg of sagging pants. Usually held by people wearing Yankee's caps down to their eyebrows, as to hide their eyes.

Noun; Gun which does yoasting.
Man One: Hey is that guy looking at me funny?
Man Two: Ay bro don't even press him, look at his hat he's probably carrying that yoaster.
Yoaster by IFR_flyer May 10, 2020
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