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Yes, you 

An automatic reply someone/people has/have when they refuse to face consequences for their actions. Used by ignorant/arrogant people that think in communistic ways more than intellectual people that can critically think.
It’s an automatic reply that’s used by people that operate through emotion before they operate through intellect and aren’t cerebral at all.
Used by stalkers that think life is a game and that they have to constantly stay ahead of everyone else.
Inspired by idiotic pop culture.
These people have no shame in being torturous and refuse to acknowledge that any of their actions are torturous or anything collectively done as a society could ever torture anybody— they are perfect at all times and their conscious actions of evil are always “mistakes” so they must always say, “Yes, you” to point the spotlight of scrutiny away from them.
They must gather in groups because it’s easier to get away with evil as long as a group is in accordance with it.
Random person: “You people are all murderers and have to pay for your actions.”
Psychopaths: “Yes, you.”
Random person: “Okay— if I’m a murderer, then why am I not currently in a court getting sentenced?”
Psychopaths: “Yes, you.”
Random person: “I don’t understand what you’re gaining from bothering me. You’re a sadist.”
Psychopaths: “Yes, you.”
Yes, you by IHateTheUSA May 2, 2021
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Yes! You are! 

Holy shit is this fucking your mind right now! Relative to WHOM? It's fucking WILD bro. Damn!
Hym "Yes! You are! Even now you're trying to get me to do it FOR you. It really doesn't need to be this difficult. And I don't mean for me. I mean for YOU! This is just crazy to me right now guys. I never in a million years could have imagined you would be like this. I mean, THAT is the REAL impetus behind your reaction. 'He's not retarded! I'm not retarded! We're not retarded!' And the craziest part is that what the political parties purport to care about has swapped! Now the shit-libs care about Epstein and are radio silence. Aside from the egocentric child lovers who are trying to maintain child safely as the basis of their politic."
Yes! You are! by Hym Iam July 10, 2025

not guilty, yes, okay thank you, yes, I do, yes 

The spare ten words uttered by a cornered and apparently overwhelmed ex-president on the day of his arraignment in New York City on April 4, 2023.
Now in a mode of self-protection, all DJT said was, “not guilty, yes, okay thank you, yes, I do, yes,” and then the handful of weary yet diehard, red-capped supporters went home and wondered who and what they were supporting that day.

What would you do if when you ok so he said yes would go 

Adele’s secret love poem to her fans #sendmylovetournewluh-huh-ver #treatherbetter Adele’s fluency in the poem conveys her awareness of stan culture.
Adele: what would you do if when you ok so he said yes would go
Also Adele: I don’t know what u mean there babs 💋

The answer you seek is yes 

The answer you seek is yes

Click Yes if You Agree

Something that started on iTunes music reviews, somebody would put the words "Click yes if you agree!" into thier review. It was kind of strange because there was no "yes" button. The term is growing... and i have seen it a couple other places than iTunes. I originally found it in some random review a couple of years ago and like a year and a half later it came out of nowhere.
This band is so awesome!!!!!!!11
Click Yes if you agree!
Click Yes if You Agree by RoundDisc January 20, 2009

yes dear, if you want 

what you say when you're pussy-whipped.
"Nigga do my laundry."
"Cook my dinner."
"Give me $100 for my hair."
"Eat this pussy like you should."
"NOW NIGGA!!!"
"Yes dear, if you want."
yes dear, if you want by Nick D February 25, 2003
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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