yer dog 

when u want to do sumfin this is wat u say

Fuk yer dog

yer dog by KiNG August 3, 2003

Spider manned yer dog lad

To cum in ones hand and flick it in your pooch's face in a spider man web gesture

"Spider manned yer dog lad"

What have you done today Ronald?

Spider manned yer dog lad

...suck us

Spider manned yer dog lad by Fiz10dollah March 28, 2020

don't kick yer coon dog 

Colloqialism from the American South, literally means don't bit the hand that feeds you.

BILLY: God damn, woman! Old man Winter's makin' me work on the weekend ho'ing his damn soil!
SUSIE: Well is he payin' you that there overtime?
BILLY: Yeah. So?
SUSIE: So shut yer trap and put on yer work boots for an extra day's pay! We need to get little Billy new shoes and our roof busted a hole again!
BILLY: Aw, Susie-
SUSIE: I said shut it! Don't kick yer coon dog!

don't kick yer coon dog by HelenHar July 22, 2008

Yer dogs got tets 

The only way to kill a man with four magic words

Guy 1 "fuck off ye wee specky cunt"
Guy 2 "mate, yer dogs got tets"
*guy 1 combusts into a pile of ash"

Yer dogs got tets by Gayspeckycunt May 24, 2018