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yeltzing 

The act of seemingly throwing up with the fury of a thousand suns, only to not actually throw up, and then play it off as if nothing happened.
He started yeltzing so loudly he startled a flock of pidegeons, an elderly fellow with a heart condition, and knocked over a jenga tower. He then won the chess match, much to the disgust of his opponent.
yeltzing by CarbombMcKensie August 19, 2016
Did you go to that yeltzin gig? They fucking rocked!
Yeltzin by Rock Wallaby October 12, 2008

yetzenia 

the bestest most ammazing friend ever super loveable and stuff she should get an award for awesomness :) tend to have shitty boyfriends but she be supa fly
if we were a movie you'd be yetzenia :O
yetzenia by sexy scuttlefish May 14, 2010
1)to seek revenge on an ex-girlfriend by climbing on top of her car and shooting your load in front of a huge crowd, probably gathered in a town square. It can also involve using the support from this crowd to bring about government reform.
2)The act of Screaming and Vomiting in the same motion.
1)When Rudy Guiliani originally climbed on top of the BMW to Yeltzin Donna Hanover for that book she wrote, but when he saw the throngs response to his money shot (or to his thong, he wasn't exactly certain), he was able to push for stricter gun controls for NYC, and a ban on public spitting.
2)Dubyatook another shot of Jose Cuervo and shouted "I am the new Jesus, Bwaaaaaaa!" The vomit sprayed the far wall of the oval office. Yeltzin was visiting the White House for the first time since his death.
Yeltzin by Dinkins January 17, 2008

borris yeltzien 

when one goes to the toilet to do a number 2, this is referred to as 'taking a borris'. although in methven, new zealand, a common saying is that you are going to visit borris yelzien.

eg. "Yo, im going to give old mate borris yeltzien a call, be back in 10 minutes"

this can also be complemented with a place of interest but is best when used with the local methven lake. Lake Tekapo. AKA Lake take-a-poo.
such as: "Im just going down to Lake Take-a-poo to have a bath with borris yeltzien, because he is a dirty dirty boy!"
borris yeltzien by WALTER B August 14, 2009

Yeltention

What someone says or does in order to appease the moment.
When I heard Al say he had every Yeltention of being back in the ATL by Sunday, I was positive that nigger wasn't coming back until at least Wednesday.
Yeltention by PTL April 27, 2006