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yeetus yeetus fetus deletus 

14 year old girl: You got me pregnant!
24 year old man: YEETUS YEETUS FETUS DELETUS
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Yeetus Fetus Deletus 

It is a sacred worship to our lord and Savior that involves grabbing a baby or fetus and send it to our lord with a either a throw or a kick and yelling 'Yeetus Fetus Deletus' or simply 'Yeetus fetus' or just 'yeet'. this sacred ritual should not be interrupted or the worshipers will send you up for your 'felonies'.

this is also a term for a common 2019 internet meme.
'ima give that kid a yeetus fetus deletus'
Yeetus Fetus Deletus by KlasherKing October 10, 2019

yeetus fetus deletus 

A place night club in Europe.

Told in Harry Potter: Yeetus deletus. It means that everything gets deleted.
Harry. Go yeetus fetus deletus!

Go yeetus fetus deletus my dicc
yeetus fetus deletus by Tytgamer March 18, 2019

Yeetus that fetus into deletus 

A more sophisticated way of saying yeet but with a lot more exaggeration. A way of saying to yeet something at extremely high velocity into the stratosphere and out of existence.
Person1: "Im gonna yeet this can 50 yards away"
Person2:"YEETUS THAT FETUS INTO DELETUS!!"

Yeetus the Fetus Commit Self Deletus 

Abort the baby and commit die.
Also could mean that you either abort the baby or kill yourself.
"If you get pregnant, you better Yeetus the Fetus Commit Self Deletus.

Yeetus Cleetus Deletus Fetus Meatus Beatus 

Yeetus Cleetus Deletus Fetus Meatus Beatus means to beat the absolute shit our of someone else's newborn baby through reality hacks in which you ascended to another dimensional plane just to beat the shit out of that baby, this is a very painful experience to both you and the baby, but don't worry, you have at least a 0.0000000001% chance of survival, at least you have that? the baby on the other hand will die, but who cared about it anyways, right? it was more or less and accidental birth anyways.... this can also be used as a threat, in which you may go back in time through that same ascendance to the time that person was born and do the same as previously explained.
you are going to make me Yeetus Cleetus Deletus Fetus Meatus Beatus you!

yeetus that fetus and make that default deletus 

when you abort a baby so hard that it kills the nearest default making him self implode and cry tears of blood therefore allowing you to summon the demons of celzar and wipe out the human race.
wife: im pregnant
husband: you know what we have to do
wife: what?
husband we have to YEETUS THAT FETUS AND MAKE THAT DEFAULT DELETUS
some 11 year old at home playing fortnite: i don't feel so good
*11 year old self implodes leaving blood and meat all over the walls and his eyes rolling on the floor*
*mum walks in*
mum: HOLY FUCK MY SON MY BOy, OH GOD PLEASE NO, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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