yeekers

funnier way to say yikes or yikers

“The T.V just broke! Yeekers!”

yeekers by lol.lexa August 16, 2018

yeekers

Yeekers is expression to describe something that is very scary or weird. or something that is very surprising.

yeekers is that HOMEWORK!

yeekers by guccisupreme November 18, 2019

Yeeters

An endangered species located in the large plains of northern America — the Yeeter is truly an fascinating species. Resembling the birds in the genus Numenius, the Yeeter is actually an extremely primitive mammal belonging to it’s own exclusive class, order, genus, and species.

The Yeeter has a long neck, brown feather-like fur, pitch black eyes resembling the vøīd, wing like structure that are actually it’s arms, and naked, skinny legs. One of the features that the Yeeter has exclusive to its species is its beak, barely or never found on other mammals. The beak is made of keratin, and is actually overgrown teeth.

The Yeeter was first discovered in the state of Texas during the Texan Revolution, 1835. Of course, their first reaction was to kill the critter and consume it. Finding the critter delicious, the Yeeter was extensively hunted until the kill streak was bought to a screeching halt by 1975 by conservation efforts.

The Yeeter was domesticated, yet illegal wild Yeeter hunting is not unheard of. Pnalties for each Yeeter killed can go from a $3000 fine to 15 years in jail, depending on the state it was killed in.

Yeeter populations have been on the rise and have been expected to reach 35,000 by 2025.

The mating call of the yeeters are truly amazing, and it is what gave it its name.
Yeeter guy: “YA YEET!”

Yeeters by Sir Attenborough December 17, 2018

Yeeterson peterson 

the use of yeeterson Peterson is when your friend tells you about his girlfriend and you are very confusion because he is ugly as shit and smells like curry and your wondering why he had a girl friend you look dazzled and say yeeterson Peterson unfortunately your friend was dumb enough to search this word up on urban dictionary and now he is depressed because he looks like shit and smells like curry, he says to your mum is yeeterson Peterson but there for he called his mum confusing and you agree and slap him in the head because he’s a politically incorrect idiot and now you have one less friend because he died if being to depressed. UgHGHghh yeeterson on my Peterson bitch face banana lookin kiddo thing !!!!

So like I got a girlfriend right haha

Lmao no you didn’t you smell like curry

Yeah but she doesn’t care

Haha when you try to be cool by pretending you have a girl friend even tho you look like shit.. yeah nice try dan

Melvin I’m being serious

WHAT??

Yeah

yeeterson Peterson

I have depression now :(

Yeeterson peterson by Joshua Nayler March 13, 2019

Yeebers 

Similar to 'yeet'. Used to describe a situation when one does not have something better to say, or when finishing a rather problematic task. Can be used as an adjective, verb, Noun or just at any time.

'Oh yay Lucia we have finished our school project' 'Yeebers'

Yeebers by vanessa + rebecca November 6, 2018

Yeetersons 

A family of people who yeet everything and/or say yeet about anything and everything. This doesn't mean they are all exhibiting this behavior, just that there are more people that do than there are that don't.

Yeeterson Teenager: My soul is empty
Yeeterson Dad: YEET

Child: This bitch empty. YEET
Dad: haha, good one.
Cashier: Someone come get the Yeetersons away from register five.

Yeetersons by a bloody darn dork March 5, 2019

Yeeters

(Yt) A unit of area in which one axis is measured in yards and the other in meters

"How big is this pool?"
"50 meters by 25 yards"
"No, like the area"
"Oh, 1,250 yeeters"

Yeeters by Emory lifeguard memes June 9, 2019