Chris said he won't help sweep the shop because "he makes too much dust". He'd rather just smoke his pipe and stand around. What a yard gnome.
by UCSteve November 04, 2009
A member of the Fire Department whose only apparent job is to stand in the front yard of the scene with arms crossed, otherwise not doing a damn thing.
by John Wesley February 09, 2008
To be thrown under the bus to such you are standing there looking like a yard gnome.
To be thrown under a bus.
to be stopped in your tracks with information
What the fuck, comes to mind.
To be thrown under a bus.
to be stopped in your tracks with information
What the fuck, comes to mind.
by feddersenjh January 16, 2012
A sexual act involving a yard gnome used as both a vaginal and anal dildo. Usually used while a girl is on her period, but to give a true dirty yard gnome the woman has to also have a case of diarrhea.
Guy 1: Man, my girlfriend is into some freaky things.
Guy 2: That's not a bad thing right?
Guy1: Normally no, but this chick asked for a Dirty Yard Gnome.
Guy 2: That's not a bad thing right?
Guy1: Normally no, but this chick asked for a Dirty Yard Gnome.
by madworldradio July 12, 2009