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A pale girl .Laughs for no reason. When she does random stuff people laugh.Adorable.Tall.Blurts out random stuff for no reason. Makes peoples laugh.Mostly a Mexican girl .
I wish I was as cool as Yalem
by A college student December 26, 2013
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that whole Yale thing

The state of being a closet homosexual who does a lot of cocaine, as described by yuppie serial killer Patrick Bateman in American Psycho.
Patrick Bateman: He was into that whole Yale thing.
Donald Kimball: Yale thing?
Patrick Bateman: Yeah, Yale thing.
Donald Kimball: What "whole Yale thing"?
Patrick Bateman: Well, for one thing, I think he was probably a closet homosexual who did a lot of cocaine. That whole Yale thing.
by Siesmic Dan August 5, 2011
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Yale Michigan

A small town full of hillbilly’s. Blink once and you’ll miss the shit town. Full of diesel trucks and tractors. Mostly farmers. Perfect environment for redneck truck drivers!
by Fuckyalemichigan June 15, 2019
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Yasemin

Yasemin can be a pretty emotional person though she doesn't like to publicly show it. She's a badass and acts tough, but if you're hurting enough she doesn't hesitate to show her softer side.

Yasemin, majority of the time, is pretty self-confident and doesn't give a shit about what other people think of her. She's independent and courageous and won't hesitate to stand up for someone. She usually has a sarcastic and dark sense of humor. She's into the craziest shit and is a huge risk taker. She doesn't believe in wasting your life on petty things. An adventure with her is one you'll never forget.

Romantically, Yasemin will be one of the best partners, if not the best, you'll ever have. She doesn't believe in tradition, and this applies to relationships too. Yasemin will do anything to protect her partner and will sweep them off their feet with her passionate and loyal drive. Her partner will feel like they're the only one who matters in the entire world. Her love will be one of the rarest and most valuable you'll ever come across. Though she's caring and loving, she's not naive. If you screw her over in anyway she'll leave you behind in a heartbeat.

If you treat her well, Yasemin will truly be one of the greatest people you'll ever meet. Hurt her or anyone she really cares about, she'll make you feel like you don't even exist. If you know a Yasemin, don't lose her. She's a treasure.

Word of advice. Fuck with her or her friends, you die.
I hope my step-sis Yasemin reads this.
by tony2992 November 26, 2019
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Yale Mary

The act of applying to a prestigious university with a low acceptance rate (such as Harvard or Yale) without additionally applying to a designated "safety school" or having a back-up plan in case the chosen school does not accept the applicant-- similarly to the Hail Mary play in football.
"So what schools are you applying to?"
- "Just Princeton, yolo man..."
"What about your safety school man, that place has like a 10% acceptance rate!"
- "Nah man, I'm pulling a Yale Mary!"
by Letsmovetocanada November 20, 2013
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The Yale Scale

An all-inclusive hotness rating scale for females. It is a three-digit number, the first digit a 1-10 rating of the female's face, the second digit a 1/0 indication of whether or not you would tap that (1 being yes and 0 being no), and the third digit a 1-10 rating of the female's body.
*whistles* Wow, I'd say she's a 6-1-8 on The Yale Scale.

Really? I am not impressed. I think she's more of a 4-0-5.
by NZCDCeleb July 10, 2011
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ylem

primordial ooze... the shit that all other shit comes from
Gawd stepped in a puddle of ylem and BAM, here we effin are.
by ylem August 26, 2004
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