When virtual (via chat or email) flirtacious interpersonal interaction occurs between two strangers or common 'virtual' friends and, while one of the participants assumes that the other person is good looking, the assumed-to-be good looking person is, in fact, below the other participants expectations.
In short, defines the action of flirting with an ugly person when in fact the person flirting thinks the ugly person is either hot or smokin' hot.
Tom: Dude, did you see how I was flirting with Kate's friend Kim on the email chain this morning? I was on point.
Ted: Dude, do you even know what Kim looks like?
Tom: Nah, man. Is she hot?
Ted: Negative. You've been strokin' a yakker.
A word what is used to describe people who live in Pit Villages on the outskirts of Hartlepool.
(a)
Woman 1: Can you lend me a tab please?
Woman 2: Ive only got roleys
Woman 1: My God! You must be a Yakker
(b)
Man 1: Whos that cunt who you were talking to last night?
Man 2: Oh that was Lee from Wingate.
Man 1: He had some shiney teeth on him didnt he?
Man 2: And he talks a load of shite
Man 1: He is King of the Yakkers
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!