yachtism

A pervasive developmental disorder of the financially well-to-do that inspires them to purchase a yacht (any long boat powered by a sail and a douche bag), a membership in a country club, any Ivy League or otherwise private education and the apparent permanent blockage of the anus with any member of the phylum Arthropoda.

That rich asshole with a boat is clearly suffering from a bad cause of Yachtism.

by misterhorse November 16, 2009

yachtsman

A cocktail invented at Freddy's Bar (Brooklyn, NY), containg vodka, grapefuit-juice and soda.

"This yachtsman is so refreshing!" OR "This yachtsman tastes like a million bucks!" OR "Raise anchor, and pour me another yachtsman."

by Jared H. August 15, 2007

Twat Yachtsman

One who goes twat yachting on a regular basis.

Some people call themselves ladies men. Me? I'm a twat Yachtsman. I sail the vast wet oceans of pussy.

by Trigga Bone April 7, 2016

yachtist

Some lone wanker on a yacht

He is a yachtist

by Sahh dude March 8, 2017