yachtism

A pervasive developmental disorder of the financially well-to-do that inspires them to purchase a yacht (any long boat powered by a sail and a douche bag), a membership in a country club, any Ivy League or otherwise private education and the apparent permanent blockage of the anus with any member of the phylum Arthropoda.

That rich asshole with a boat is clearly suffering from a bad cause of Yachtism.

yachtism by misterhorse November 16, 2009

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yachtsman

A cocktail invented at Freddy's Bar (Brooklyn, NY), containg vodka, grapefuit-juice and soda.

"This yachtsman is so refreshing!" OR "This yachtsman tastes like a million bucks!" OR "Raise anchor, and pour me another yachtsman."

yachtsman by Jared H. August 15, 2007

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yachtism • yachtist • yachtsman • Twat Yachtsman

Twat Yachtsman

One who goes twat yachting on a regular basis.

Some people call themselves ladies men. Me? I'm a twat Yachtsman. I sail the vast wet oceans of pussy.

Twat Yachtsman by Trigga Bone April 7, 2016

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yachtist

Some lone wanker on a yacht

He is a yachtist

yachtist by Sahh dude March 8, 2017

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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