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yachtism 

A pervasive developmental disorder of the financially well-to-do that inspires them to purchase a yacht (any long boat powered by a sail and a douche bag), a membership in a country club, any Ivy League or otherwise private education and the apparent permanent blockage of the anus with any member of the phylum Arthropoda.
That rich asshole with a boat is clearly suffering from a bad cause of Yachtism.
yachtism by misterhorse November 16, 2009
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yachtster 

A person who rejects the douchy lifestyle of hipsters and hoopsters and instead embraces the beauty of late 70s and early 80s Yacht Rock music.
Mike: "Dude, let's hit up that Kings of Leon and Phoenix concert later. It's gonna be awesome!"

Kevin: "Mike, you are such a hipster douchebag. I'd much rather hear a little "Africa" by Toto and some "Ride Like the Wind" from Christopher Cross. That's how a yachtster like myself rolls!"
yachtster by K Roq November 17, 2010

Yachtitis 

Word to describe lying to your boss, family or teacher for skipping a required meeting. Showing up to work, family event or to class. Just to go out on your boat
I blew off work today to go out on my boat. I just have a bad case of Yachtitis and the only cure it so spend the day out on my boat.
Yachtitis by Frostbiter July 13, 2012

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
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The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
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