xfin

a cool ass motherfucker

yo that guy xfin is a cool ass motherfucker

xfin by coolsigma74 January 24, 2026

Xfinity and virginity 

The complete opposite of Netflix and chill. You do this with somebody when there is no sexual activity what so ever.

I told my dad I got some one pregnant over netflix and chill but he said I should have xfinity and virginity instead.

Xfinity and virginity by BoredomIsReal December 31, 2015

Xfinity 

New branding of Comcast. Cleverly disguised mathematical equation representing the culmination of their customer service's intentions of how often they plan to fuck you over. Short for "times infinity."

Hey Comcast, how often/much do you plan to fuck me over?
Times infinity! (Xfinity)

Xfinity by SicDigital August 3, 2010

xfinshity 

The act of providing a product or service that is so inadequate that customers are left with absolutely no recourse and no alternative. Confined to enterprises having a monopoly, the business ethics of such an organization are reduced to the lowest possible minimum and are thus synonymous with excrement. When a company reaches xfinshity status, customers cease to report problems as doing so is futile. Since there is no competition, the organization thrives by collecting payments and ignoring technical problems.

My cable service is so xfinshity that I actually miss dialup internet... or .. Have you seen how xfinshity the comcast service is lately? My friend used to call them for technical support but he was hung up on so many times that his head perpetually twitches.

xfinshity by jdiggidy August 5, 2016

xfinity 

An alleged upgrade that somehow manages to be worse than the original product.

Have you downloaded the new Firefox?
Yeah.. it's kinda xfinity, though.

Our cable box got xfinitied. Now, the guide is huge and there are ads on the menu. WTF

xfinity by consentingadult May 21, 2011

xfinity wifi 

literally the worst internet service there is. constant outages and stupid limits are their company motto. if you want to throw away hundreds of dollars and get no help and nothing but shitty service, this is the service for you.

John: Hey man lets go play some games online!
Jack: I can't xfinity wifi has blocked me from using my own service

xfinity wifi by xfinitywifisucks July 30, 2017

Xfinity 

A person who needs a company to fuck them as long as they are a customer or employee.

Comcast = xfinity Customer wants what they paid or requested, but gets the opposite and the company thinks the customer was stupid for using there services anyway so they fuck them in the asshole.

Xfinity by Comfuck February 9, 2015