New branding of Comcast. Cleverly disguised mathematical equation representing the culmination of their customer service's intentions of how often they plan to fuck you over. Short for "times infinity."
by SicDigital August 3, 2010
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Yeah.. it's kinda xfinity, though.
Our cable box got xfinitied. Now, the guide is huge and there are ads on the menu. WTF
Yeah.. it's kinda xfinity, though.
Our cable box got xfinitied. Now, the guide is huge and there are ads on the menu. WTF
by consentingadult May 21, 2011
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Comcast = xfinity Customer wants what they paid or requested, but gets the opposite and the company thinks the customer was stupid for using there services anyway so they fuck them in the asshole.
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(Note: this is a fictional place that only exists in the imagination of the Comcast marketing department.)
(Note: this is a fictional place that only exists in the imagination of the Comcast marketing department.)
Comcast executive (dreaming): "I love it here in Xfinity where I am the envy of all mankind and every day is even more Comcastic than the last!"
What do you get when you put lipstick on a pig? Xfinity.
What do you get when you put lipstick on a pig? Xfinity.
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