xfintity
his name is julian ray soto he lives in florida he is the best in his school disticked and is crack at cod
and goes to galileo
and goes to galileo
xfintity by jeff basos March 2, 2021
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Xfinity and virginity
The complete opposite of Netflix and chill. You do this with somebody when there is no sexual activity what so ever.
I told my dad I got some one pregnant over netflix and chill but he said I should have xfinity and virginity instead.
Xfinity and virginity by BoredomIsReal December 31, 2015
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Xfinity
New branding of Comcast. Cleverly disguised mathematical equation representing the culmination of their customer service's intentions of how often they plan to fuck you over. Short for "times infinity."
Xfinity by SicDigital August 3, 2010
xfinity
Have you downloaded the new Firefox?
Yeah.. it's kinda xfinity, though.
Our cable box got xfinitied. Now, the guide is huge and there are ads on the menu. WTF
Yeah.. it's kinda xfinity, though.
Our cable box got xfinitied. Now, the guide is huge and there are ads on the menu. WTF
xfinity by consentingadult May 21, 2011
xfinity wifi
literally the worst internet service there is. constant outages and stupid limits are their company motto. if you want to throw away hundreds of dollars and get no help and nothing but shitty service, this is the service for you.
John: Hey man lets go play some games online!
Jack: I can't xfinity wifi has blocked me from using my own service
Jack: I can't xfinity wifi has blocked me from using my own service
xfinity wifi by xfinitywifisucks July 30, 2017
Xfinity
another parallel universe where Comcast is the superior provider of television, phone, and Internet services; Comcast executives are highly regarded for their intelligence and keen ability to run a company; and ordinary people have no knowledge of just how much Comcast sucks
(Note: this is a fictional place that only exists in the imagination of the Comcast marketing department.)
(Note: this is a fictional place that only exists in the imagination of the Comcast marketing department.)
Comcast executive (dreaming): "I love it here in Xfinity where I am the envy of all mankind and every day is even more Comcastic than the last!"
What do you get when you put lipstick on a pig? Xfinity.
What do you get when you put lipstick on a pig? Xfinity.
Xfinity by MeLoseBrainUhOh November 30, 2010
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
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