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n. pl. The plural form of xbox.
"Still, there was less shame in a casual day of Goldeneye with mates
than hulking 4 Xboxen and TVs together in a room full of geeks".
xboxen by Edward Scrag February 28, 2004
Words you can keep
Erroneous and foolish use of a German grammatical rule to pluralise "Xbox". Arises from the geek-chic use of language where they refer to multiples of Unix computers as "boxen" instead of the correct "boxes". This misappropriation conveniently ignores the fact that an Xbox is not a Unix machine at all, but rather a vastly overpriced, repackaged PC of moderate ability circa 2001.
There shouldn't be any examples of this word in use.
xboxen by J. R. Hartley November 11, 2004

Xboxeroids

When someone plays their xbox for too long and start to get gradually more frustrated, angry and serious rather than having fun as the hours increase.

Symptoms include; short temperedness, sudden bursts of anger, frustration and antisocialness.

Symptoms worsen when player is losing at a game.
person 1 - hey man want to come out?

Xbox person - What!? No can't be fucked.
person 2 - whats ups with him?
person 1 - hes had to many xboxeroids.

or

person - what you been up to today?
Xbox person - Fuck off! *punches*

person - dude you've got to lay off those xboxeroids!
Xboxeroids by biffy57clyro July 20, 2010
Playing xbox with the intention of having sex soon...
Legend: Hey! Lulu let's play xbox
Lulu: Sure, I love playing xbox
Legend: Wow! Halo 3 is awesome and you look hot!
Lulu: Oh! so are u.
Legend: You are so getting xboxed after we are done with this game.
xboxed by Jennyka April 21, 2008
A Person (Usually Male) who plays the XBOX as a Hobby or in a more pathetic case an important part of their daily lifestyle.

Also usually a question you ask a fellow nerd.
"Hey! Are you a XBOXer?"
XBOXer by Ronny K April 20, 2005
To play games on the Xbox 360 against your friends. Is also acceptable playing on your own if you are playing online against a 3rd party!
Alright mate do you fancy coming round and doing a bit of xboxing?

What were you doing last night?
not much, me and the lads were just xboxing.

that boy tried it but he got xboxed, you get me!
Xboxing by Lightspeed March 17, 2009
The act of going onto xbox live and starting "Fights" with other players over the headset to the point where they threaten to come beat you up and both of you begin talking about how the actual fight is going to go down.
Sam was xboxing all day with some twelve year olds playing Halo Reach, and won almost every "Fight" he got into too.
Xboxing by FanficNick November 30, 2011
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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