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Playing xbox with the intention of having sex soon...

Legend: Hey! Lulu let's play xbox
Lulu: Sure, I love playing xbox
Legend: Wow! Halo 3 is awesome and you look hot!
Lulu: Oh! so are u.
Legend: You are so getting xboxed after we are done with this game.

xboxed by Jennyka April 21, 2008

Words you can keep

Xboned

The act of getting boned by Microsoft's upcoming Xbox One system. This can include the price, the used game restrictions, or the always online connectivity.

Guy 1: My internet won't be fixed for another three days so I can't play my new FIFA 14

Guy 2: you totally got Xboned

Xboned by Bootzy June 12, 2013

Related Words

xboxed • X-Boxed In • xboxen • XBOXer • XboxBedrock • xboxercise • Xboxeroids • xoxedith • xxBoxedxx • x-boned

xboned

Refers to anyone who bought the xbox one

Dude you bought the xbox one instead of the ps4?!!!!!

...... bro you got xboned in the ass.

xboned by Anonymous Shade June 11, 2013

xboned

When you pay the price for getting an xbone.

Him: What, they want another $60 again?
Her: You are so xboned.

xboned by jamndamn May 22, 2013

Xboxeroids

When someone plays their xbox for too long and start to get gradually more frustrated, angry and serious rather than having fun as the hours increase.

Symptoms include; short temperedness, sudden bursts of anger, frustration and antisocialness.

Symptoms worsen when player is losing at a game.

person 1 - hey man want to come out?

Xbox person - What!? No can't be fucked.
person 2 - whats ups with him?
person 1 - hes had to many xboxeroids.

or

person - what you been up to today?
Xbox person - Fuck off! *punches*

person - dude you've got to lay off those xboxeroids!

Xboxeroids by biffy57clyro July 20, 2010

X-Boxed In

What a PS3 player feels when he is surrounded by X-Box 360 users who are discussing achievements, Gamerscore, etc.

"Nathan looks X-Boxed in because his friends are discussing the hidden achievements on Gears of War 2."

X-Boxed In by geniusonwheels February 18, 2009

xoxedith

xoxedith is an amazing Tiktoker and has a horrible posting schedule but also a great friend and she’s straighter than a line

Hey, check out xoxedith she’s actually pretty cool. I heard she likes Tyler The Creator

xoxedith by lumitysauce May 23, 2022

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026