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Xanaxplanation 

When you have to make up an explanation for the night before, because you took Xanax and have no idea what you did.
You better have a damn good Xanaxplanation for last night. viagravation qualudicrous
Related Words
xaina • Xainax • xanax • Xanadu • Xtina • xiana • xanax bars • xana • xaiyan • xanakin skywok

Zhong Xina 

(the arch-enemy of "The Wok," which is the former number one in the Top Social Credits)

Zhong Xina has the power to:
1. Become invisible
2. Speak Chinese
3. Farm Social Credits really fast (+100000 Social Credits 😎)
4. Bing Chilling 🍦🍦🍦🍦
Zhong Xina has beaten The Wok
Now The Wok is soon facing consequences due to losing all his social credits
Zhong Xina by woolf🦊 January 6, 2022
John Cena but Chinese. He also loves Bing Chilling.
John Xina by anonymous September 28, 2021
a girl who’s beauty is undeniable, her personality makes her easy to fall in love with. she knows what she wants in life and will do what she has to do to succeed. she’s super athletic, determined, sexy, and fun to be around. she overall has a great sense of humor, she is caring for each and everyone of her friends. xiana is reliable and she’s easy to get along with easy to talk to, and she is nice to everyone. you can tell her anything and she won’t judge you, she is also very cool and has tons of friends. if your friends with a xiana, don’t take advantage of that.
xiana is a cool girl
she’s not as cool as xiana

hey do you know xiana? she’s great!
Xiana by goodfun354 June 1, 2018
A Goddess. A sophisticated woman with unmatched beauty and presence. She's the life of the party. The soul and body of a calm lake. She feels like a peaceful warm room that feels like home.
She is one of the best people you'll ever meet in your life. She's funny, she's light, she's grace.
She's very well preserved and intelligent. Elegance and morals. The perfect lady to spend time with.
She's very kind, loving, understanding and forgiving.

Don't cross a line and don't get on her bad side. She's never afraid to cut anyone off with no hesitation.
Her love is everything a person could ever want and wish for.
She understands what is love. She's everything a person needs.
She's the calmest and coolest color to exist.
She is the definition of a soulmate.
Xhainab is the best person i've ever known in my entire life.

You can never forget Xhainab after meeting her.

I love Xhainab so much.
Xhainab by Luh Kei June 29, 2022

xanacula 

someone who stays up late while wasted on xanax
mike took 5 bars last night and turned into xanacula!
xanacula by the cricket October 15, 2008
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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