wsssel
A word that let others know that you are awake but not conscious enough to have a normal conversation.
wsssel by MangoDango August 29, 2021
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wesseled
The state of being completely intoxicated whereas one or more of the below stated instances may occur: pissing one's pants and/or bed, spouting obsenities at inappropriate times and audiences, losing one's wallet/cell phone/car keys, istigating fights with persons larger than one's self, losing consciousness on unknown private property, drooling on one's self.
Dude, I was got so wesseled last night I got in a fight, lost everything in my pockets, went home with a fatty, and pissed my pants, and barely escaped this morning without her catching my real name. Man I was wesseled!
wesseled by Eddie Hoffman May 3, 2008
Wesselink's Law
The theory that when a maestro of any kind of musical activity says that it is the last time, it shall be repeated an undefined number of times.
Wesselink's Law by Smashed Marx September 26, 2017
Wessel
A wessel is an awesome person, that's just all around great and loved by many! Certain people who are uninformed of the definition, may use the word as an insult, which it clearly is not.
Wessel by khjgkhfawaked November 28, 2010
Wessel
A very cool and powerfull guy! Everybody knows him. He is super sexy and handsome!!
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Wessel by Randykalavan103 February 27, 2017
Wassell
A Wassell is the Guy at the Bar buying the drinks, and serving the Laughs, Honourable and sincere in their Intentions, and loyal to a Fault, first to jump in to defend the weak from the tyrannical, always has your back in a conflict if you're the righteous party, A spiritual Being born of Forest, and Lunar energy, the light of the Universe flows within a Wassell.
Wassell by TheEmpathicDiction July 31, 2018
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fache-couture
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1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
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Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
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“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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