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wrestitution 

Forcibly-obtained compensation/correction for one or more past wrongs suffered by da person doing said forcible valuables-extraction, or by da client of said extractor.
Calvin thought he could compel Susie to pay him a sizeable ransom for da return of her stuffed bunny, but then when Susie ran off with Hobbes, it was Calvin himself who became da unwilling giver of wrestitution.
wrestitution by QuacksO July 15, 2021
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Workstitution 

A term describing how Work is much like Prostitution. A company has the use of your body for a period of time (8hr +) in exchange for money.
Gary was a whore for Overtime. He didn't care how bad Management treated him . He fell deep into Workstitution.
Workstitution by will bitten December 24, 2016

restitution 

Restitution in moral signifies an act of justice by which reparation as far as possible is made for an injury that has been done to another.

The law of restitution is the law of gains-based recovery. It is to be contrasted with the law of compensation, which is the law of loss-based recovery. Obligations to make restitution and obligations to pay compensation are each a type of legal response to events in the real world. When a court orders restitution it orders the defendant to give up his gains to the claimant.

When a court orders compensation it orders the defendant to compensate the claimant for his loss.

Collection by defendant, court ordered.
The loss of two tamed ducks by someone shooting them. They were caught red handed. The courts gave us restitution.
restitution by Medici October 8, 2007

whorestitution 

How did your whorestitution go over the weekend?
whorestitution by AtomBalls May 6, 2006

restitution to the institution of prostitution 

paying child support for a kid you did'nt ask for and did'nt want when you paid basically for a night out with a bitch now heres a damn kid

webstitution 

to be famous on the world wide web; to have a website online for many years; to be an online household name
On our fifth anniversary online we earned the right to be a webstitution
webstitution by jack wamri December 30, 2008

RESTITUTIONALIZED 

Restitution is when a court orders a defendant to compensate a claimant for his loss.

Restitutionalized is when the defendant has compensated the claimant for his loss.
I paid the defendant, therefore, I am now restitutionalized.
RESTITUTIONALIZED by Surfside Deb January 13, 2008