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wrote by Mark and Ryan May 13, 2006
wrote a check your ass cant cash
wrote a check your ass cant cash by tornado947 March 24, 2003
wrote gerbil
A phrase used to describe the awe that occurs when one sees an attractive female ( could be likened to drooling over someone.)
Dude, she was so hot! I'm not gonna say she was the best-looking teacher ever, but I definitely wrote gerbil.
wrote gerbil by Soomanchu October 8, 2009
wrote the note
When an action you intended as helpful totally blows up in your face, and ruins the friendship you had with the person you were trying to help
wrote the note by mdcfalcon November 7, 2010
wrote rage
1. Experiencing excessive anger or becoming unreasonably upset due to the identification of improper usage of punctuation and grammar in everyday life.
2. Confusion or frustration brought about by the inability to adequately express yourself; intense aggravation compounded by the knowledge that the correct words or syntax exist in the English language that would exactly convey the intended message, but recollection is stubbornly out of reach.
2. Confusion or frustration brought about by the inability to adequately express yourself; intense aggravation compounded by the knowledge that the correct words or syntax exist in the English language that would exactly convey the intended message, but recollection is stubbornly out of reach.
1. The sign that said, "Please 'do not feed the' seagull's", inflamed my wrote rage to DEFCON level 3.
2. Wrote rage compelled a grammar Nazi to repeat the explanation of the difference between "your" and "you're".
3. "I know there is a better way to say this. I swear, it's on the tip of my tongue. AHH! This wrote rage is going to make my brain leak out my ears!"
2. Wrote rage compelled a grammar Nazi to repeat the explanation of the difference between "your" and "you're".
3. "I know there is a better way to say this. I swear, it's on the tip of my tongue. AHH! This wrote rage is going to make my brain leak out my ears!"
wrote rage by blergenderper February 22, 2017
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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