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Wow Mom; Getting a tattoo of a "M" on each butt cheek and using your Bung Hole as the "O" so it spells MOM when you bend over.
Did you see Carla's new tattoo on her ass, when she bends over it says Mom.

Ya but when she showed me it said Wow.

WOW MOM, Wow.... Mom...
Wow Mom by Mr Shocker April 18, 2010

Wow Mom Wow 

When your mother does something that merits no other response than getting a W tattooed on each of your buttcheeks, and doing a cartwheel in front of her resulting in "wow mom wow"
When tom's mother couldnt find out how to use the VCR again, Tom's onl response was Wow Mom Wow
Wow Mom Wow by Jolteon July 19, 2012

Oh Wow Moment 

An introspective moment when you realize how freaking great your life really is.
*While looking at the ocean and holding the hand of the one you love*
You: "I'm having an Oh Wow Moment."
Lover: "Awh! I know! I can't believe this is real life. It's all happening like a fairy tale."
Oh Wow Moment by 48jdawg December 28, 2014

Wow this is such an epic gamer moment 

yeah, this is such an epic gamer moment because i just watched Shrek 8
A nonnumerical way to say 69.
I wowed that mom with WOWMOM.

I went puppy dog during a WOWMOM and sniffed some butt!
WOWMOM by SEXSPEARE July 30, 2024