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woteva slang for Whatever
Mads: damn queens of the rock age rawks
Tor: dude its queens of the stone age, not rock age
Mads: yeye, woteva
woteva by VowOfSilence April 25, 2005
Words you can keep
A term of indifference, as developed by Shire-molls. Derived from the term 'Whatever'.
Similar to 'Wotevs', however the spelling is better.
A: "This is a no-parking zone."
B: "WOTEVZ."
wotevz by EddieWeener January 18, 2008
Related Words
Say wateva u like i dont care
wateva by Jbx December 6, 2004

wotever minger 

wotever minger- MEANING- shut it you ugly fucker your wasting my time.This can be said or if you have the time shown with hand movements. Using ur thumb and index finger make a W by pressing the tips of ur thumbs and holding ur index fingers out straight then while keeping ur thumbs together twist it over to make a M and there you have it Wotever Minger.
Chris: Hey can u buy me a drink?
Me: Uh....Nah
Chris: I swear u owe money????
Me: um....wotever minger(said and use of hand movements)
wotever minger by kay December 8, 2004

Wateva, I do wat I want!

I do not have to listen to you; I will do what I please.
Wateva, I do wat I want! by Anonymous September 9, 2003
wuteva by anynomous October 20, 2003
A word used say "yeah whatever" and "fuck off" simultaneously.

Commonly used against people you can't be bothered to endure, or in place of "didn't read lol"
Girl: I just got my nails done, I'm feeling soooo good today..
Guy: <interjects> Wotev.
Girl: <sad face>
Wotev by Lord Lemon VI December 4, 2013
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