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A word used say "yeah whatever" and "fuck off" simultaneously.

Commonly used against people you can't be bothered to endure, or in place of "didn't read lol"
Girl: I just got my nails done, I'm feeling soooo good today..
Guy: <interjects> Wotev.
Girl: <sad face>
Wotev by Lord Lemon VI December 4, 2013
Words you can keep
A term of indifference, as developed by Shire-molls. Derived from the term 'Whatever'.
Similar to 'Wotevs', however the spelling is better.
A: "This is a no-parking zone."
B: "WOTEVZ."
wotevz by EddieWeener January 18, 2008
Related Words
Wotev woteva wotevea wotever minger woteves1 wotevz WotE wateva watevs woter
Say wateva u like i dont care
wateva by Jbx December 6, 2004
Shortened form of "whatever," normally meant in a playful manner.
"You suck"
"No, YOU suck."
"GAH, WATEVS."
watevs by Mo April 23, 2005

Wote Street Willy 

A large sculpture of a phallus located at the bottom of wote street in Basingstoke England.
Whats that at the bottom of wote street?
Thats the wote street willy.
Pronounced as ree
Used to describe the urge to hit someone with a chair
Sophie is literally so annoying, she's making me feel so wrtevqi
Wrtevqi by chocowrtevqi October 21, 2020
Also written as:
W.O.T.E.M., or wotem.

A Waste Of Time, Effort and Money.

1. adj. Describes a person or event.
2. N. A person not worth the time of day.
3. Extreme abuse at a person worthy of the title.
1. What a fucking wotem that was!
2. That guy is such a wotem.
3. Your such a wotem, I'm never speaking to you again.
4. Don't go near that guy, he's a real wotem!
5. Fuck off you useless wotem!
WOTEM by Deci February 5, 2004
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