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woteva slang for Whatever
Mads: damn queens of the rock age rawks
Tor: dude its queens of the stone age, not rock age
Mads: yeye, woteva
woteva by VowOfSilence April 25, 2005
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"your ugly" and you would reply wtevz in a text form
wtevz by jailbroketouch95 June 17, 2009

wotever minger 

wotever minger- MEANING- shut it you ugly fucker your wasting my time.This can be said or if you have the time shown with hand movements. Using ur thumb and index finger make a W by pressing the tips of ur thumbs and holding ur index fingers out straight then while keeping ur thumbs together twist it over to make a M and there you have it Wotever Minger.
Chris: Hey can u buy me a drink?
Me: Uh....Nah
Chris: I swear u owe money????
Me: um....wotever minger(said and use of hand movements)
wotever minger by kay December 8, 2004
Another word for 'whatever'. Except it's cooler, and what makes it cool is that it ends with a Z. Z! Never spell 'watevz' with
an S. Not cool.
'Watevz hun, I've learnt to embrace my cellulite-covered thighs.'
Watevz by Jean(: October 20, 2008
A word used say "yeah whatever" and "fuck off" simultaneously.

Commonly used against people you can't be bothered to endure, or in place of "didn't read lol"
Girl: I just got my nails done, I'm feeling soooo good today..
Guy: <interjects> Wotev.
Girl: <sad face>
Wotev by Lord Lemon VI December 4, 2013

woteves1 

Word used by fat whores and retarded fuckwads. Indicates the death of the internet.
"i totaly got fuXed dis guy in mi but yestreday1!! i mite ave aiids!!@ woteves1"
woteves1 by $$$ February 21, 2004
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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