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If something is really THE worst possible thing ever!
Wine is evil it's the worsted kind of drunk!

This is the worsted hangover ever!
Worsted by Sooooze! May 20, 2009
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Worsted Awnclairve 

An old time good good from the days before the war. Corn bread basted in a light Worcestershire sauce, warmed in the belly of a carnivorous whale, and aged in the hot Arabian sun for 27 days.
My wife makes a mean Worsted Awnclairve, it's the rage you know.
Worsted Awnclairve by Kimble kap April 20, 2020

Worstest 

The worst of the worst into the worst of the worst. Worse than the worst.
The worstest thing of a party is the hangover the next day.
Worstest by Rafgon July 28, 2010
to worsk somebody is to stab them with a pen. no more or no less compicated just to stab them with a pen. So if somebody makes you mad worsk them and the problem will be gone. (note if you have a mechanical pen make sure the tip is out or it is just a normal stabbing not a worsk.)
pronounced (wur-skd
verb( Jhon just worsked me with his pen! that bastard!)
Dude I gotta worsk that punk in my next class my pen has his name on it!
Worsked by ZakaryX October 27, 2005
What the weird kid in the back of your class yells when the teacher roasts a student.
"Robbie, why are you always late to class? Too busy kissing your girlfriend in the hallway?"

*entire class ooh's and ahh's*

"Woasted!! Woasted!!"
Woasted by George Washingmachine April 19, 2016
worster than worst
pipoy is worster than amelia
Worster by dannie16 March 9, 2019

Striving to do Worstest 

The absolute zenith of all possible bad outcomes as a consequence of consistently poor decision-making.
The US response to the Corona virus seems to be evidence that we're Striving to do Worstest.
and it ain't just the president...
Striving to do Worstest by YAWA March 30, 2020
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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