world war
world war by tombleyboo September 6, 2009
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world war
something that those European hippies are always starting but can't finish
and what's with their weird sexual fetishes?
and what's with their weird sexual fetishes?
world war by o.O duhhhhhh September 6, 2004
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World War II
Germany invades Czechoslovakia.
Britain & France tell them to stop that bullshit.
Germany invades Poland.
(Russia also invades Poland from the other side: everybody forgets this.)
Britain & France declare war. This is the 'official' kick-off.
Italy, Bulgaria, Hungary, & Romania all join the German side. (Everybody forgets the last three.)
Axis forces go through Europe like vindaloo through a colostomy.
Nazis exterminate Jews, gays, gypsies, & the disabled. (everybody remembers the jews but forgets the rest.)
UK holds out.
Russia & the USA don't do shit.
Entire divisions of Danish, Belgian, Dutch, Norwegian, French & Serbian volunteers join the Axis armies & SS. (everybody forgets this & to listen to them now, they were all in the fucking resistance, which must have been MASSIVE.)
Axis forces invade Russia. Suddenly the Russians don't think it's funny any more.
Japan joins the Axis & bombs Pearl Harbor.
Suddenly the US doesn't think it's funny any more.
The USA tools up the world, 'cause it's got more factories than everybody else put together, & they're out of bomber range.
Axis runs out of steam in Russia, cause Russia's enormous & bloody freezing.
Allies invade on D-Day... 5 landings: 2 British, 2 American, 1 Canadian. (everybody forgets the Canadians.)
Hitler ends up smouldering in a ditch. Russians find the body & confirm he only had one ball. Seriously.
The US decides invading stuff is a pain in the ass and invents the atom bomb instead. Drops two buckets 'o sunshine on Japan.
Russians steal half of Europe.
UK's spent almost every penny it had.
US starts telling everybody how it was all about them, & 64 years later is still doing so.
Britain & France tell them to stop that bullshit.
Germany invades Poland.
(Russia also invades Poland from the other side: everybody forgets this.)
Britain & France declare war. This is the 'official' kick-off.
Italy, Bulgaria, Hungary, & Romania all join the German side. (Everybody forgets the last three.)
Axis forces go through Europe like vindaloo through a colostomy.
Nazis exterminate Jews, gays, gypsies, & the disabled. (everybody remembers the jews but forgets the rest.)
UK holds out.
Russia & the USA don't do shit.
Entire divisions of Danish, Belgian, Dutch, Norwegian, French & Serbian volunteers join the Axis armies & SS. (everybody forgets this & to listen to them now, they were all in the fucking resistance, which must have been MASSIVE.)
Axis forces invade Russia. Suddenly the Russians don't think it's funny any more.
Japan joins the Axis & bombs Pearl Harbor.
Suddenly the US doesn't think it's funny any more.
The USA tools up the world, 'cause it's got more factories than everybody else put together, & they're out of bomber range.
Axis runs out of steam in Russia, cause Russia's enormous & bloody freezing.
Allies invade on D-Day... 5 landings: 2 British, 2 American, 1 Canadian. (everybody forgets the Canadians.)
Hitler ends up smouldering in a ditch. Russians find the body & confirm he only had one ball. Seriously.
The US decides invading stuff is a pain in the ass and invents the atom bomb instead. Drops two buckets 'o sunshine on Japan.
Russians steal half of Europe.
UK's spent almost every penny it had.
US starts telling everybody how it was all about them, & 64 years later is still doing so.
"Some of the World War II guys in 'Call of Duty' have, like, foreign accents... what's up with that?"
World War II by Norman D. Landings March 22, 2009
World War IV
"I do not know how the Third World War will be fought, but I can tell you what they will use in the Fourth World War IV - rocks!" ---Albert Einstein
World War IV by TEEHEEEEEEEEE December 13, 2009
World War III
From the makers of The Great War and World War 2 comes the highly anticipated sequel- World War 3! After 56 years of international peace, America finds herself in the middle an epic power struggle between Islamic Jihadists and Chinese invaders. Will America prevail and come out this conflict stronger than ever, or will she crumble in the midst of a nuclear holocaust? with special guest appearances by Russia, Great Britain, Israel, France, Iraq ,and Canada. coming to a bomb shelter near you!
World War III was scheduled for release in 1962, but will be postponed until 1984.
After the Soviet Union declared bankruptcy in 1991, many avid fans began to wonder if there will ever be a world war 3.
A World War 3 fan base club, Al-Qaeda, helps spark excitement in 2001 after their attacks on New York and DC. This help speculate rumors that World War III is the making.
Iran, North Korea, Russia, and China are all trying to co-direct World War III with the Americans in hopes of releasing it by 2012.
World III will feature Commies, Terrorists, Canadians, and over 20,000 weapons of mass destruction just itching to go off!
After the Soviet Union declared bankruptcy in 1991, many avid fans began to wonder if there will ever be a world war 3.
A World War 3 fan base club, Al-Qaeda, helps spark excitement in 2001 after their attacks on New York and DC. This help speculate rumors that World War III is the making.
Iran, North Korea, Russia, and China are all trying to co-direct World War III with the Americans in hopes of releasing it by 2012.
World III will feature Commies, Terrorists, Canadians, and over 20,000 weapons of mass destruction just itching to go off!
World War III by Holy_noize December 23, 2008
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