wordmerger

combining whole or common word parts to describe or convey a concept, situation or person.

this site has so many "wordmergers", it'll take me years to remember them all.

wordmerger by nojob Bob February 5, 2010

worderer (as in word murderer)

(noun) A mindless, thoughtless piece of shit who has no regard for the English language and demonstrates it frequently by leaving off modifiers such as adverbs and other word endings rendering them incomplete in an effort to sound cool or "hip". Worderer also applies to assholes who misuse or substitute and replace words that sound similar, also known as 'Bunkerisms' as in Archie Bunker from the 1970s CBS hit sitcom.

Example 1
Steve: Hey man, did you see the meteor shower last night?
John: No. I slept through it.
Steve: That's too bad. It was incred, Bro; beyond spectac. The whole show was a real sight to behold. Quite invig. Don't I speak like a douche?
John: Why, yes you do! You're such a worderer (as in word murderer).

Example 2
When the man in the restaurant began to choke, AnnaMaria shouted, "Does anyone know the Heineken remover?"

worderer (as in word murderer) by GlindaTheGoodBitch January 23, 2015

workmergency

When you get a stressful call from work after hours or on your day off.

You get a call "it's 8:15am and your department in not open yet as none of your employees showed up. "Honey I have to go to the office it's a workmergency"

workmergency by Hiwaystar January 12, 2014

wordherder 

A writer for a newspaper

The wordherder asked questions that demonstrated a lack of preparation for the interview.

wordherder by stilllovesfilm November 10, 2007

Wordmonger 

A writer that uses his words carless or without meaning petty writer

This books writter was a wordmonger he has no idea of what he was trying to write.

Wordmonger by Nikki85 July 25, 2016