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worderer (as in word murderer)

(noun) A mindless, thoughtless piece of shit who has no regard for the English language and demonstrates it frequently by leaving off modifiers such as adverbs and other word endings rendering them incomplete in an effort to sound cool or "hip". Worderer also applies to assholes who misuse or substitute and replace words that sound similar, also known as 'Bunkerisms' as in Archie Bunker from the 1970s CBS hit sitcom.
Example 1
Steve: Hey man, did you see the meteor shower last night?
John: No. I slept through it.
Steve: That's too bad. It was incred, Bro; beyond spectac. The whole show was a real sight to behold. Quite invig. Don't I speak like a douche?
John: Why, yes you do! You're such a worderer (as in word murderer).

Example 2
When the man in the restaurant began to choke, AnnaMaria shouted, "Does anyone know the Heineken remover?"

wordmerger

combining whole or common word parts to describe or convey a concept, situation or person.
this site has so many "wordmergers", it'll take me years to remember them all.
wordmerger by nojob Bob February 5, 2010

Word herder

Word herder: Somebody who feels the compulsion to force word(s) he/she has just learned into a conversation.
Bobby: dude, I think my head’s going to explode. I’m so hung-over.
Kevin: well bobby, that’s a manifestation of the box of wine you pounded last night.
Bobby: Manifestation?
Kevin: yeah, manifestation, outward or perceptible indication. It’s today’s word of the day on my new word of the day calendar
Bobby: You stupid tool, you're a damn word herder.
Word herder by imdeadicated December 9, 2009

wonderderderderestful

somebody who means a lot to you and they are more than just a wonderful person
"wow caroline is so nice. she is just he most wonderderderderestful person i know!"
wonderderderderestful by abu cook August 13, 2017