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A person who played dodge ball with the joke
You missed the joke r/woosh

PixelClub shot tried to shoot you with the joke but you miss it so you been Wooshed
Wooshed mean you been wooshed
Wooshed by pixelclub May 1, 2019
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Another way of saying getting fucked up on
Drink or drugs .
Yo bro we are getting absolutely wooshed tonight
Wooshed by Boomybastard April 24, 2020

Whooshed 

Related to R/Whoosh which means a joke has completely gone over your head ("whoosh") is the sound of something flying over you
You got whooshed = you completely misunderstood the point of the joke
Whooshed by antimansplainers September 29, 2018

take him/her/it behind the woodshed 

To beat up someone or something very badly

to describe a thorough beating
Dude, I am going to take him/her/it behind the woodshed and show him/her/it who's boss

or

The Colts took the Broncos behind the woodshed in the playoffs
When someone has yelled wooch to you.
“Jacob WOOCH!”
“Dang it I’ve been wooched.”
Wooched by Char777 July 8, 2019

Take Jimmy to the Woodshed

Take Jimmy to the Woodshed

A polite reference to one beating off one’s cock n balls with a feverish, almost abusive, spanking action.

I’m gonna take jimmy to the woodshed tonight when I get home.

I took jimmy to the woodshed several times last night. My nuts are drained.
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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