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Related to R/Whoosh which means a joke has completely gone over your head ("whoosh") is the sound of something flying over you
You got whooshed = you completely misunderstood the point of the joke
by antimansplainers September 29, 2018
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It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
“Where did you go after we left the pub?”
Dunno, CRAFT.”
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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Getting ones balled squished between another persons toes

Or another example is being someone’s bitch
Woah man Samantha whooshed me last night! Never doing that sh*t again”

“Ima whoosh u tonight sucka;)”
by Ms luv March 02, 2021
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When someone sneaks up behind you, grabs your trousers and / or your boxers, and pulls them down hard. Often to result in embarressment in front of an audience.

Often, the victim is whooshed and then given a wedgie to double the humiliation.
Weyy! He got Whooshed and wedgied in PE!
by FilshamValleyBoy December 08, 2008
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