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Wopness Monster
A raging Italian-American. Signs of a wopness monster are: excessive pasta consumption, meatball sucking, extreme shoulder movement, knowledge of Italian curse words, has an Italian last name, and is at least 50% Italian. Can be used affectionately or offensively. Derived from wop and lochness monster. See also: dago, guido, guinea.
Randy: Everyone, meet The Wopness Monster
Dan: Hey shuddup ya friggin pistolino!!
Brad: Hey Dan, go suck on a meatball!
Dan: Sure thing buddy--hey wait a minute!
Brad: HAHAHA!!
Dan: Hey yanno what! Andate tutti a 'fanculo!!
Randy: What a guido
Brad: You said it.
Dan: Hey shuddup ya friggin pistolino!!
Brad: Hey Dan, go suck on a meatball!
Dan: Sure thing buddy--hey wait a minute!
Brad: HAHAHA!!
Dan: Hey yanno what! Andate tutti a 'fanculo!!
Randy: What a guido
Brad: You said it.
Wopness Monster by D.J.P. October 6, 2006
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Wootness
The act of joyful wooting when something is accomplished
Being in a constant state of woot and happiness
Being in a constant state of woot and happiness
1.Wootness! I finally found the legendary -1 stage in Super Mario Bros.
2. He's been in wootness mode for an hour now, think we should tell him I slept with his sister yet?
2. He's been in wootness mode for an hour now, think we should tell him I slept with his sister yet?
Wootness by Jacob Ritz May 22, 2006
wootness
meaning hooray, yes!, woot, yay ect.
can also be lengthened to"
uberwootness
or
wootfulness
or my favourite
uberwootfulness!
can also be lengthened to"
uberwootness
or
wootfulness
or my favourite
uberwootfulness!
wootness by all_sysyems_down August 22, 2008
wootness
Wowness
Often confused with 'whoaness or woahness'
Often used to refer to one's nunga nunga's or lack of coverage on one's bosom.
Often makes sense to the few and insanely bored
see Sarb
Often used to refer to one's nunga nunga's or lack of coverage on one's bosom.
Often makes sense to the few and insanely bored
see Sarb
Wowness by Pretty Pretty Princess November 15, 2005
Whoness
1.)
Stephanie-"Andy, You have me hooked on Dr.Who! I love it!"
Andy-"That's great!"
Rachel-"Good job Andy! Spread the Whoness!"
2.)
Andy-"What an awesome shirt! Is that David Tennant?"
Rachel "You better believe it! Gotta love the Whoness!"
3.)
Rachel-"WOW, did you see that guy?"
Andy-"He was totally full of Whoness! He even sounded British!"
Stephanie-"Andy, You have me hooked on Dr.Who! I love it!"
Andy-"That's great!"
Rachel-"Good job Andy! Spread the Whoness!"
2.)
Andy-"What an awesome shirt! Is that David Tennant?"
Rachel "You better believe it! Gotta love the Whoness!"
3.)
Rachel-"WOW, did you see that guy?"
Andy-"He was totally full of Whoness! He even sounded British!"
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