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Wopness Monster
A raging Italian-American. Signs of a wopness monster are: excessive pasta consumption, meatball sucking, extreme shoulder movement, knowledge of Italian curse words, has an Italian last name, and is at least 50% Italian. Can be used affectionately or offensively. Derived from wop and lochness monster. See also: dago, guido, guinea.
Randy: Everyone, meet The Wopness Monster
Dan: Hey shuddup ya friggin pistolino!!
Brad: Hey Dan, go suck on a meatball!
Dan: Sure thing buddy--hey wait a minute!
Brad: HAHAHA!!
Dan: Hey yanno what! Andate tutti a 'fanculo!!
Randy: What a guido
Brad: You said it.
Dan: Hey shuddup ya friggin pistolino!!
Brad: Hey Dan, go suck on a meatball!
Dan: Sure thing buddy--hey wait a minute!
Brad: HAHAHA!!
Dan: Hey yanno what! Andate tutti a 'fanculo!!
Randy: What a guido
Brad: You said it.
Wopness Monster by D.J.P. October 6, 2006
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Wootness
The act of joyful wooting when something is accomplished
Being in a constant state of woot and happiness
Being in a constant state of woot and happiness
1.Wootness! I finally found the legendary -1 stage in Super Mario Bros.
2. He's been in wootness mode for an hour now, think we should tell him I slept with his sister yet?
2. He's been in wootness mode for an hour now, think we should tell him I slept with his sister yet?
Wootness by Jacob Ritz May 22, 2006
wootness
meaning hooray, yes!, woot, yay ect.
can also be lengthened to"
uberwootness
or
wootfulness
or my favourite
uberwootfulness!
can also be lengthened to"
uberwootness
or
wootfulness
or my favourite
uberwootfulness!
wootness by all_sysyems_down August 22, 2008
Wowness
Often confused with 'whoaness or woahness'
Often used to refer to one's nunga nunga's or lack of coverage on one's bosom.
Often makes sense to the few and insanely bored
see Sarb
Often used to refer to one's nunga nunga's or lack of coverage on one's bosom.
Often makes sense to the few and insanely bored
see Sarb
Wowness by Pretty Pretty Princess November 15, 2005
Whoness
1.)
Stephanie-"Andy, You have me hooked on Dr.Who! I love it!"
Andy-"That's great!"
Rachel-"Good job Andy! Spread the Whoness!"
2.)
Andy-"What an awesome shirt! Is that David Tennant?"
Rachel "You better believe it! Gotta love the Whoness!"
3.)
Rachel-"WOW, did you see that guy?"
Andy-"He was totally full of Whoness! He even sounded British!"
Stephanie-"Andy, You have me hooked on Dr.Who! I love it!"
Andy-"That's great!"
Rachel-"Good job Andy! Spread the Whoness!"
2.)
Andy-"What an awesome shirt! Is that David Tennant?"
Rachel "You better believe it! Gotta love the Whoness!"
3.)
Rachel-"WOW, did you see that guy?"
Andy-"He was totally full of Whoness! He even sounded British!"
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Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026