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wooness

"do you know a spider has 6 legs?"
"Wooness!"
by Sim_freek November 5, 2004
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Wopness Monster

A raging Italian-American. Signs of a wopness monster are: excessive pasta consumption, meatball sucking, extreme shoulder movement, knowledge of Italian curse words, has an Italian last name, and is at least 50% Italian. Can be used affectionately or offensively. Derived from wop and lochness monster. See also: dago, guido, guinea.
Randy: Everyone, meet The Wopness Monster

Dan: Hey shuddup ya friggin pistolino!!

Brad: Hey Dan, go suck on a meatball!

Dan: Sure thing buddy--hey wait a minute!

Brad: HAHAHA!!

Dan: Hey yanno what! Andate tutti a 'fanculo!!

Randy: What a guido
Brad: You said it.
by D.J.P. October 6, 2006
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Wootness

The act of joyful wooting when something is accomplished

Being in a constant state of woot and happiness
1.Wootness! I finally found the legendary -1 stage in Super Mario Bros.

2. He's been in wootness mode for an hour now, think we should tell him I slept with his sister yet?
by Jacob Ritz May 22, 2006
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wootness

meaning hooray, yes!, woot, yay ect.

can also be lengthened to"
uberwootness

or
wootfulness
or my favourite
uberwootfulness!
"guess what, Green Day are coming to melbourne"

me: WOOTNESS!!!!
by all_sysyems_down August 22, 2008
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wootness

Wootness-a better version of woot! Used to describe extreme happiness!
Wootness! That was so freakin' cool!
by Hunty June 21, 2004
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Wowness

Often confused with 'whoaness or woahness'
Often used to refer to one's nunga nunga's or lack of coverage on one's bosom.
Often makes sense to the few and insanely bored

see Sarb
"You're nunga nungas are out like WOWNESS!"
by Pretty Pretty Princess November 15, 2005
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Whoness

1.)Everything and anything involving or about Dr.Who.

2.)Emitting/having a David Tennant aura.
1.)

Stephanie-"Andy, You have me hooked on Dr.Who! I love it!"
Andy-"That's great!"
Rachel-"Good job Andy! Spread the Whoness!"

2.)
Andy-"What an awesome shirt! Is that David Tennant?"
Rachel "You better believe it! Gotta love the Whoness!"

3.)
Rachel-"WOW, did you see that guy?"
Andy-"He was totally full of Whoness! He even sounded British!"
by RachyLynn May 30, 2009
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