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The piece of a unicorn's horn that comes detatched from the rest of the horn, floating around and stabbing innocent babies, squirrels, and bunnies. If captured, the woonee can be eaten to give the eater the ability to fly, and become magical. If a human is stabbed by a woonee, they will turn into a vacuum cleaner

A person who dedicates their life to capturing woonees is called a zabidifier

Bill: "OMG DUDE YOU'RE FLYING!"
Larry: "YEAH I KNOW! I JUST ATE A WOONEE!!]

The population of vacuum cleaners dramatically rose after the woonees infiltrated New york city

woonee by wooneeeater http://flic.kr/p/ July 18, 2011

Words you can keep

Coobage Pooch Wooner

A penis that is extremely shriveled with flaps of skin bunched up around it making it look like a head of cabbage.

Is that guy smuggling vegetables in his pants? No, he's just got a coobage pooch wooner.

Coobage Pooch Wooner by Coobage February 11, 2010

Related Words

woonee • woowee • woobeen • Woonce • wooned • Woonie • woneetoe • woobee • Woobeedoo • Woodeed

tuney wooney

An absolute fucking tune that gets dropped in tha club that gets yae and yae mates well excited.

oh my god, this song is a fucking tuney wooney.

tuney wooney by Chapey March 6, 2017

Woodeed

The act of urinating in a persons mouth during or after receiving oral sex.

I woodeed that girl and she was very angry.

Woodeed by Comeondown Patrick December 31, 2008

wookee

A device, made up of several dryer sheets stuffed inside of an empty toilet paper roll, that is used to cover the smell of weed smoke up. Especially handy if you smoking weed in your friend's basement while his dad is upstairs.

Vince: *Motions to pass the wookee*
Tom: "Bro hold it in for longer pussy."
Greg: "Tom give him the wookee, my dad is upstairs!"

wookee by b1gvince80190 June 7, 2007

Woopeedee

The sound of wonderful

"Hey Marge you just won a million dollars, how do you feel!?"

"WOOPEEDEE!!!"

Woopeedee by threethirtycrew December 5, 2005

wooned

A indirect and undefined dominance term used in the computer gaming world. Loosely, the word is utilised to describe one individuals sexual attraction to another while still conveying a message of superiority. Use of this term is highly indicative of latent homosexuality.

I have always wooned you.

wooned by Lennie Brisco July 29, 2008

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026