woonee 

The piece of a unicorn's horn that comes detatched from the rest of the horn, floating around and stabbing innocent babies, squirrels, and bunnies. If captured, the woonee can be eaten to give the eater the ability to fly, and become magical. If a human is stabbed by a woonee, they will turn into a vacuum cleaner

A person who dedicates their life to capturing woonees is called a zabidifier

Bill: "OMG DUDE YOU'RE FLYING!"
Larry: "YEAH I KNOW! I JUST ATE A WOONEE!!

The population of vacuum cleaners dramatically rose after the woonees infiltrated New york city

woonee by wooneeeater http://flic.kr/p/ July 18, 2011

Coobage Pooch Wooner

A penis that is extremely shriveled with flaps of skin bunched up around it making it look like a head of cabbage.

Is that guy smuggling vegetables in his pants? No, he's just got a coobage pooch wooner.

Coobage Pooch Wooner by Coobage February 11, 2010

tuney wooney

An absolute fucking tune that gets dropped in tha club that gets yae and yae mates well excited.

oh my god, this song is a fucking tuney wooney.

tuney wooney by Chapey March 6, 2017

Woodeed 

The act of urinating in a persons mouth during or after receiving oral sex.

I woodeed that girl and she was very angry.

Woodeed by Comeondown Patrick December 31, 2008

wookee 

A device, made up of several dryer sheets stuffed inside of an empty toilet paper roll, that is used to cover the smell of weed smoke up. Especially handy if you smoking weed in your friend's basement while his dad is upstairs.

Vince: *Motions to pass the wookee*
Tom: "Bro hold it in for longer pussy."
Greg: "Tom give him the wookee, my dad is upstairs!"

wookee by b1gvince80190 June 7, 2007

Woopeedee 

The sound of wonderful

"Hey Marge you just won a million dollars, how do you feel!?"

"WOOPEEDEE!!!"

Woopeedee by threethirtycrew December 5, 2005

wooned 

A indirect and undefined dominance term used in the computer gaming world. Loosely, the word is utilised to describe one individuals sexual attraction to another while still conveying a message of superiority. Use of this term is highly indicative of latent homosexuality.

I have always wooned you.

wooned by Lennie Brisco July 29, 2008