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Woonce is defined as the vigorous shaking of an individual(s) while muttering the word 'woonce' in an ape-like, guttural manner. The words origins are shady but it is thought to have originated at the school of St Mary's College which just epitomizes the schools excellence in education and behavourial control
"Look at that Italian, he can't have fun, lets woonce him"

"Woonce, woonce, woonce, woonce"

"We woonced him good shake of fist"
Woonce by dcstallion6 October 16, 2008
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To shake vigorously; also the noise of a car accelerating
Lets woonce this Mofo sumthin fierce
woonce by hebosaurus October 16, 2008
Related Words
Woonce • wonce • wounce • wooned • Woonie • wioncek • Woonch • woonder • woonee • Wooner
A word Rardo uses to troll the blackrock community.
Why do you guys think its cool to get high off of weed I doubt any of you even do it only thing i get high off of is knowledge pick up a book for wonce
Wonce by Haytur July 24, 2014

Coobage Pooch Wooner

A penis that is extremely shriveled with flaps of skin bunched up around it making it look like a head of cabbage.
Is that guy smuggling vegetables in his pants? No, he's just got a coobage pooch wooner.
Coobage Pooch Wooner by Coobage February 11, 2010

tuney wooney

An absolute fucking tune that gets dropped in tha club that gets yae and yae mates well excited.
oh my god, this song is a fucking tuney wooney.
tuney wooney by Chapey March 6, 2017
derogatory term targeting victims of Alzheimer's and dementia
wounce
wounce by mindgoblin August 21, 2021
A indirect and undefined dominance term used in the computer gaming world. Loosely, the word is utilised to describe one individuals sexual attraction to another while still conveying a message of superiority. Use of this term is highly indicative of latent homosexuality.
I have always wooned you.
wooned by Lennie Brisco July 29, 2008
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