A school which was unfortunately opened in 1996 and has possibly the highest number of sexual violations (many involving staff) in the Metro Atlanta area. From coaches banging cheerleaders to various forms of sexual harassment from the teachers, to girls sending pictures of their tits to their boyfriends (which then seem to somehow spread around the entire school), it's safe to say that Woodstock High School is a walking STD.
Typical conversation at Woodstock High School-
Guy 1- "Dude, did you see Victoria's tits?"
Guy 2- "Psh, that pair spread around two weeks ago... I got Shayli's on my phone now"
Guy 1- "Dude, did you see Victoria's tits?"
Guy 2- "Psh, that pair spread around two weeks ago... I got Shayli's on my phone now"
by SvenAlexander July 21, 2010
Ren One: I’m transferring to Woodstock High School.
Ren Two: You mean my bathroom sink?
Ren One: Yeah.
Ren Two: You mean my bathroom sink?
Ren One: Yeah.
by Zika Virus 🦠 October 17, 2022
You're such a woodstock high school.
by THEPOUCHLESSMARSUPIAL September 29, 2016
a school named woodstock, whose mascott is a wolverine. woodstock football is amazing and etowah eagles suck wolverine .....=P
by no-one-knows! August 29, 2008
The best small town high school in America. Located in Woodstock, Il, about 400yards from the historical Woodstock square. WHS has tradition and history. They have a decent football team, a really good soccer team, and an above average volleyball team. They are fucking terrible at basketball and baseball. A notable alum of WHS is Lynn D. Stewart, who founded fucking Hooters.
by ballsackbigballs May 11, 2021
A wonderful place where everyone smokes weed and drinks. The student body consists of almost all preppy rich kids, stoners, and redneck trash. A small portion of the school, often referred to as the "brothers" (not a reference to black people, which there are none of in Vermont) actually know how to get jiggy with it on the weekends. Also, almost everyone sells pot.
Guy 1: Hey man, where can I get some weed?
Guy 2: Just ask any of the students at Woodstock Union High School, they're all selling or tokin'.
Guy 2: Just ask any of the students at Woodstock Union High School, they're all selling or tokin'.
by VanillaThunder February 24, 2015
Recently opened in 2008. It's sort of a crappy school mainly because there are no traditions laid down and all the sports and fine arts opportunities/curriculums suck. We have no reputation except being the "new" school. The auditorium is rather nice though, probably the best in our district. There's only 906 people that go there but it feels super crowded. Females can't wear real shorts or tank tops because the staff feels that they will attract pedo's. unfortunately females just want to cool off. our mascot is thunder which is kind of stupid and ridiculous because we don't actually have a mascot and if we did, it would probably be something ridiculous like a guy dressed up in a thundercloud costume. our colors are teal, black, and silver which is pretty uncommon so that's good. The name of this school is so unoriginal I almost cried when they officially named it Woodstock North High School. That sounds just like Woodstock High School except they added the word north in there. very unoriginal. Our school isn't even North of the other school. So yeah. Overall a brand new school that I don't enjoy going to because there isn't a good reputation and the sports/music/art/and theater opportunities suck. If you like a new, bland school then this is the school for you.
Where do you go to high school again?
Woodstock North High School.
Oh, that new place?
yeah..
haha! your football team lost against us.... 4 times in a row!
Woodstock North High School.
Oh, that new place?
yeah..
haha! your football team lost against us.... 4 times in a row!
by WNHS August 27, 2011