wood floor 

A clean-shaven vagina. An expression popularized on the "Guess What's In My Pants" game on the Opie and Anthony radio show.

O&A were always interested in women with a wood floor.

wood floor by Led Zeppole November 12, 2003

hard wood floor 

What I've got going on down there

I've got a hrd wood floor in my pants.

hard wood floor by Tracey September 17, 2003

floor wood

when a dude is out on the dance floor, grinding with someone, and he gets a hard-on. most commonly associated with 13 year olds, anime fans, and 30 year olds who still live in their parents' basements.

those girls were totally freaked out. i guess i'm the king of floor wood.

floor wood by Grant, Colin, and Dan February 20, 2006

hard wood floors 

a completely shaved pussy

Do the curtains match the carpet?
I have hard wood floors.

hard wood floors by Jims friend November 26, 2007

woodfloor 

This wood floor is wooden. your lucky this is finally an appropiate definition!

Im on a woodfloor!

woodfloor by qazwsxedcrfvtyuiopghjklbnmqazw May 11, 2022