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A clean-shaven vagina. An expression popularized on the "Guess What's In My Pants" game on the Opie and Anthony radio show.
wood floor by Led Zeppole November 12, 2003
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The Woodford
A cult photo pose resembling a catalogue stance from the likes of Littlewoods. To acheive the stance, the poser stands upright with one foot forward with cocked knee, the other leg straight, and places one hand on hip and the on forehead as if to shield eyes from sun. Facial expression should be steely and intense, and eyes must be gazing into the distance. This move started after a young advertising executive in London, with the last name Woodford, struck the pose and it was immortalised on camera. It has since been emulated the world over. It has been referred to as 'the new planking' but those who perform The Woodford claim it is much cooler.
Wanting to impress friends when a photo is being taken at a crowded bar, Ben struck The Woodford, much to the joy if onlookers.
The Woodford by Not_jess...promise April 12, 2012
Woodaloo
A word of excitement, to be said when words just can't seem to capture the amount of happiness felt.
Woodaloo! I get to sleep in today instead of getting up and driving for six hours in the snow to see great aunt Midge in the nursing home.
Woodaloo by LittleKibby November 8, 2010
Woodford
A small village situated in Northamptonshire, in close proximity to other small villages. All are relatively unknown amongst the educated.
Population is evenly split between chavs and bible-bashers. All are of caucasian descendence, and extremely racist.
Named after a few trees and a glorified puddle, into which many chavs drive, and hence crash their cars.
Local primary school has regime similar to that of Auschwitz, lead by devil-reincarnate, French headmistress.
Stay away if you know what's good for you!
Population is evenly split between chavs and bible-bashers. All are of caucasian descendence, and extremely racist.
Named after a few trees and a glorified puddle, into which many chavs drive, and hence crash their cars.
Local primary school has regime similar to that of Auschwitz, lead by devil-reincarnate, French headmistress.
Stay away if you know what's good for you!
Woodford by Dolly Cheesebiscuit October 16, 2008
Woodford county high school
Woodford County High School is a grammar school for girls. However girls from there tend to be very road and wouldn’t seem smart at first glance. Also they have the weirdest secondary school uniforms ever.
Other school kid on bus: Loool look at those Woodford County High School kids with their stripes shirts’
Woodford county high school by Anonolena February 5, 2019
Kim Woodford
Kim Woodford by Sylvester Aidan June 11, 2018