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expression of surprise

can also be used whenever the time feels right.

created by mr nicholas blair I.
'oh goodness'
'oh dear'
'wow'
'yuk that fart really smells'
wooaft by ana cooper March 19, 2003
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Wooly woofter 

it is rhyming slang for poofter which is slang for a homosexual man
Look at that wooly woofter outside the BEAT what a nancy.
Wooly woofter by Sparst May 13, 2005
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willy woofter 

English slang for a gay. Has connotations of queer, bent, homo, dick rider, knob jock, a Sam cooper.
Harvey power is a willy woofter
willy woofter by Yorkshire white rose November 18, 2017
What you say when you have no other words to describe the situation
A: I'm going to die in five minutes
B: Wooft
Wooft by FlyingMeat June 4, 2018

WOOFTITS 

A joyful exclamation
A sense of excitement

A word of encouragement
WOOFTITS, I'm throwing down tonight!
WOOFTITS by rothapuppy August 1, 2011

eggy woofter 

An eggy fart
That fart was an eggy woofter
eggy woofter by Luigi-XXII November 23, 2016
Generic british term originating in the 1970s, namely used when referring derogatorily to someone. Calling someone a woofta would suggest that they may be of homosexual preference.
He started hugging, kissing me and shouting like some sort of bloody woofta
woofta by Pins March 12, 2005
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