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saying wtf as a complete word
wooft is you problem, you need to stoof you doof!
wooft by JustinthymeBeatchhh June 17, 2007
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The sound your grandmas viginal flaps make while fox trotting emiting a putrid odur
Grandma:watch my fox trot *wooft opens the gate of hades*
Wooft by PoonLord69 November 25, 2014

wooft cat 

scottish slang word for homosexual.

derived form the the fact that if a cat woofs it wants to be different than other cats.
I heard that john is a right wooft cat!
wooft cat by dopey202 August 27, 2010

King Woofy

Leadership or dominance. The state or condition of being superior to all.
King Woofy - (Ascendancy) Guidance or leading the pack.
King Woofy by King Woofy November 24, 2019

woofuckery 

Woofuckery is a derogatory and dismissive term used to refer to beliefs/ideas/claims that are considered nonsense.

The combination of woo and fuckery:

woo (or woo woo) = Ideas that are irrational or based on cherry-picked/poorly sourced 'evidence' or are supernatural in source or power.

fuckery = Nonsense; Total bullshit.

#woo #woowoo #bullshit #fuckery #pseudoscience #scam
Thinking that Ebola can be cured by homeopathy is complete and utter woofuckery!
woofuckery by VioletVision December 4, 2014
A big ol doggo.
What the fuck is woofer?

A big ol doggo.
Woofer by Bonanebade September 11, 2016
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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