Generic british term originating in the 1970s, namely used when referring derogatorily to someone. Calling someone a woofta would suggest that they may be of homosexual preference.
Woofta (adj). Word used to describe something that is otherwise indescribable. When one has no other word to use, this word comes in very handy.
This definition for the term 'woofta' is widely used in Minnesota.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.