Wooft 

What you say when you have no other words to describe the situation

A: I'm going to die in five minutes
B: Wooft

Wooft by FlyingMeat June 4, 2018

wooft 

saying wtf as a complete word

wooft is you problem, you need to stoof you doof!

wooft by JustinthymeBeatchhh June 17, 2007

Wooft 

The sound your grandmas viginal flaps make while fox trotting emiting a putrid odur

Grandma:watch my fox trot *wooft opens the gate of hades*

Wooft by PoonLord69 November 25, 2014

wooft cat 

scottish slang word for homosexual.

derived form the the fact that if a cat woofs it wants to be different than other cats.

I heard that john is a right wooft cat!

wooft cat by dopey202 August 27, 2010

King Woofy

Leadership or dominance. The state or condition of being superior to all.

King Woofy - (Ascendancy) Guidance or leading the pack.

King Woofy by King Woofy November 24, 2019

woofuckery 

Woofuckery is a derogatory and dismissive term used to refer to beliefs/ideas/claims that are considered nonsense.

The combination of woo and fuckery:

woo (or woo woo) = Ideas that are irrational or based on cherry-picked/poorly sourced 'evidence' or are supernatural in source or power.

fuckery = Nonsense; Total bullshit.

#woo #woowoo #bullshit #fuckery #pseudoscience #scam

Thinking that Ebola can be cured by homeopathy is complete and utter woofuckery!

woofuckery by VioletVision December 4, 2014

Woofer 

A big ol doggo.

What the fuck is woofer?

A big ol doggo.

Woofer by Bonanebade September 11, 2016