Wooft

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What you say when you have no other words to describe the situation

A: I'm going to die in five minutes
B: Wooft

Wooft by FlyingMeat June 4, 2018

Words you can keep

wooft

saying wtf as a complete word

wooft is you problem, you need to stoof you doof!

wooft by JustinthymeBeatchhh June 17, 2007

Related Words

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Wooft

The sound your grandmas viginal flaps make while fox trotting emiting a putrid odur

Grandma:watch my fox trot *wooft opens the gate of hades*

Wooft by PoonLord69 November 25, 2014

wooft cat

scottish slang word for homosexual.

derived form the the fact that if a cat woofs it wants to be different than other cats.

I heard that john is a right wooft cat!

wooft cat by dopey202 August 27, 2010

King Woofy

Leadership or dominance. The state or condition of being superior to all.

King Woofy - (Ascendancy) Guidance or leading the pack.

King Woofy by King Woofy November 24, 2019

woofuckery

Woofuckery is a derogatory and dismissive term used to refer to beliefs/ideas/claims that are considered nonsense.

The combination of woo and fuckery:

woo (or woo woo) = Ideas that are irrational or based on cherry-picked/poorly sourced 'evidence' or are supernatural in source or power.

fuckery = Nonsense; Total bullshit.

#woo #woowoo #bullshit #fuckery #pseudoscience #scam

Thinking that Ebola can be cured by homeopathy is complete and utter woofuckery!

woofuckery by VioletVision December 4, 2014

Woofer

A big ol doggo.

What the fuck is woofer?

A big ol doggo.

Woofer by Bonanebade September 11, 2016

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026