wonkets 

The favorite food of every British person.

I will go enjoy some wonkets with my jolly friends!

Tea and wonkets; all part of a balanced British diet!

Those uncultured swine in America will never enjoy our beautiful wonkets!

wonkets by tom.van November 30, 2009

wonkette 

A woman who appears to be a normal heterosexual but has lesbianic tendencies when drunk. May also be rude and disrespecting to others whether sober or drunk.(May be used as a noun or adjectivally.)

Coined by Dr. Cliff Redish of U.I. in 2001, the use of this term has spread in recent years as Greek culture in the Eastern United States has taken its greatest hold since the seventies.

That ol' wonkette totally forgot what she did last night, but all the boys got a quick look and a good laugh.

Bob, she went all wonkette on me on the date last night. Laura cussed me out and then just left.

wonkette by Singh Nguyen May 31, 2007

wonkette 

East coast slang for lesbian in general. Not limited to man-haters, doms, or subbies. Does not refer to a bisexual woman, however.

See also wonk, galpal.

My new wonkette is sweet and isn't afraid to try anything new.

wonkette by Bethany Wilson January 13, 2007

Wonkette 

Straight-up old-fashioned lesbian. Not the fake high school type of straight girl that does other girls for attention or out of insecurity. We are talking about the real thing here, lesbian for life, beautiful or butch.

Dianne and Jenny went to a bar. They didn't make a scene...they knew everyone knew they were wonkettes anyway.

Wonkette by Lisa Marie Schultz May 6, 2009

Wonkety 

Combination of the words, Wonkie (Disturbingly odd. Creepy. Unsettling) and Rickety (Low Quality. Poorly Made. Not Attractive). Often used to describe abnormal facial features, cheap merchandise, and stomach problems.

When your contract is up, you need to upgrade your wonkety phone.

Sloth's whole face is totally wonkety, but he is still awesome! Sloth love Chunk.

My stomach feels all wonkety after that #10 Thai food dish.

Wonkety by Booboo Cookie February 3, 2010

wonkette 

A woman who appears to be a normal heterosexual but has lesbianic tendencies when drunk. May also be rude and disrespecting to others whether sober or drunk.(May be used as a noun or adjectivally.)

Coined by Dr. Cliff Redish of U.I. in 2001, the use of this term has spread in recent years as Greek culture in the Eastern United States has taken its greatest hold since the seventies.

That ol' wonkette totally forgot what she did last night, but all the boys got a quick look and a good laugh.

wonkette by Singh Nguyen June 15, 2007

Kitty Wonkers 

A term used when everything goes wrong, or you seriously fucked something up

"God dammit, everything's gone kitty wonkers"

Kitty Wonkers by Reginold Daring July 17, 2009