Wookets

A tool with no use, (Useless tool), Fookets, a leather bag of douche and dead maggots,

Wookets by Sukhoi August 1, 2003

wookette 

A Female (Wook)

A wook is a hippie without any ambition, motivation, or drive other than drugs and image. They're generally in their twenties, college students (or dropouts) at small-town liberal colleges (such as Appalachian State University) and dependent on an income other than their own.

Wooks tend to travel in packs, they smell strongly of patchouli and are in constant search for free drugs. One of the defining characteristics is an excessive amount of unkempt hair, usually in dreadlocks.

It is important to make the distinction between a hippie and a wook. Hippies can generally be viewed as positive, optimistic members of society with an idealistic goal for the betterment of society. Wooks are everything that you've been warned about in regard to hippies wrapped into a neat little package.

I can't wait to turn that wookette into my tent slut.

wookette by Leviath June 14, 2018

wonkets 

The favorite food of every British person.

I will go enjoy some wonkets with my jolly friends!

Tea and wonkets; all part of a balanced British diet!

Those uncultured swine in America will never enjoy our beautiful wonkets!

wonkets by tom.van November 30, 2009

wockets' wed gware

Excerpt - what lyrics to the Star Spangled Banner would
sound like if sung by Barbara Walters or Elmer Fudd

wockets' wed gware, gave pwoof twouth the night...that
our fwag was still there...wand of the fwee...home of the
bwave (huhuhuhuhuhuh)
Not written as a slap in the face to the United States,
but rather to illuminate the underlying attitude that
pretty much "anything goes"

wockets' wed gware by weasler February 25, 2006